“Babe…my back tits got a little chaffed last night from laughing when I was hanging out with Georgie and Matty…might need a serious lotion rubdown after this power walk, m’kay”
“You ate my other dog, Jonah?!”
No way does this assclown deserve that. No fucking way.
Meaty kankles? He deserves it.
He didn’t deserve it, he bought it from Corey Feldman
“Lady…give me back my girlfriend’s leash…”
It wears the yoga pants upon its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Jonah Hill with his girlfriend, we get it. But who’s the woman?
The only dogs they could find that could fit on the couch with Mr. Serious Actor.
I’m sure he was pulling tail of this quality when he was a nobody.
You say girlfriend, I say long term hooker.
Don’t tell me how big my public mound is look at your fucking back fat!
She loves him for his body.
There’s a lot to love.
this leash was your lap band??
OH NO YOU DON’T! You are NOT stealing my pillow-monsed, Victoria’s Secret shopping, Emily Blunt lovequeen, Jonah Hill; no you are Not!
… getting Right on a goddamn plane to the LA to stop that crap, right now…
She has no labia. I get why she’s with him. I’d be with him too if I physically couldn’t have sex with him.
The second she gets her chronic iritis fixed that dude is totally gettig Culkined.
her children will be beautiful, hunchback, back-fat, out of shape, no shape at all people, …. at least they’ll be rich
I didn’t know they allowed Seeing Eye Dogs to be so small…
It’s a seeing buffet dog.
“I was thinking about us having sex.”
“So was I. That’s why I threw up a little in my mouth…for now walk my dogs and pay my rent.”
You mean his friend, who also happens to be a girl.
-”Oh no! It stopped again!, I knew it! I should have bought the XKR-450 Advanced Girlfriend Model instead of the Windows Compatible version”-
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Jonah Hill with his girlfriend in West Hollywood. (September 15, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN