1. not pictured: matching penises.

  2. Rosie’s still got some nice tits.

  3. EricLR

    They also said something, but no one could make any fucking sense of it.

  4. cc

    Wow, Danny really got Paz de la Huerta cleaned up.

  5. Spleen

    Too bad he didn’t bring a machete for Bieber …

  6. funny how some people’s faces just forever put them into the evil villain category

  7. Also, Danny is standing on a box.

  8. Doing something Mexican.

  9. crb

    “jess, i yamm soooo grahbeen dees tetahs, cabroooonnnn, A-HAHAHAHA! ayayayay!”

  10. heey

    that is a painful smiling face he makes, like he had to listen to her voice for a long time on the way over there

  11. “So what are you going to do tonight ?” The reporter asked. Danny stood there for five minutes chuckling maniacally groping Rosie Perez. No one knew what was going on, but they knew the should get the hell outta there!

  12. Bob Hopeless

    “I’ll bring her back on Monday.”

  13. martina

    They really shouldn’t post stuff like this when I’m drinking orange juice – it scared me.

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