1. “Now cough Mr. Brand…”

  2. JC

    “I loved you in ‘Living Lohan’!”

  3. Ali Lohan is now following in her sister’s footsteps. i just wished she would get rid of that beard.

  4. barbosa

    It’s apparent that Katy Perry, in an effort to appease her parent’s spirtual side, married a guy that looks just like jesus

  5. “In the name of midget Jesus, I heal you!”

  6. “oh fuck…cameras!”

  7. it had to be said

    “Honey, don’t touch the weird hobo!”

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Skarsgaard taught him that move.

  9. Raoul

    Well, this is an unfortunate sequence of events. In me trousers.

  10. “C’mon, little girl, a little more to the left…a little more…keep going…”

  11. Calypso

    “Silence! I kill you!”

  12. Venom

    7-15 years in the pen….

  13. Stand-up comedy is so easy, a caveman could do it.

  14. Johnny P!

    Russell: *following Snooki’s snail-trail* “I’m getting warm, aren’t I?”
    Bambino: “Jesus! If I touch you will you heal my Nonna? (ehhh! Why does he
    feel so dirty?)”

  15. blowing two invisible dicks, that comes to one invisible job. it’s a lohan thing

  16. GuyLeDouche

    “So I licked her there like this, and twiddled her bits like this and…oh, hello dear”.

  17. “Uh…yes. Yes, that IS a hot dog under my scarf.”

  18. RHawk

    Hey Russell, show us how you kiss your wife.

  19. cutthecrap

    whoever let their kid touch that walking heap of herpes should be reported

  20. Kenny

    It’s so easy a caveman could do it!

  21. arnieblackblack

    He fucks Katy Perry. UK-1 USA-0

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