“Now cough Mr. Brand…”
“I loved you in ‘Living Lohan’!”
Ali Lohan is now following in her sister’s footsteps. i just wished she would get rid of that beard.
It’s apparent that Katy Perry, in an effort to appease her parent’s spirtual side, married a guy that looks just like jesus
“In the name of midget Jesus, I heal you!”
“Honey, don’t touch the weird hobo!”
Skarsgaard taught him that move.
Well, this is an unfortunate sequence of events. In me trousers.
“C’mon, little girl, a little more to the left…a little more…keep going…”
“Silence! I kill you!”
7-15 years in the pen….
Stand-up comedy is so easy, a caveman could do it.
Russell: *following Snooki’s snail-trail* “I’m getting warm, aren’t I?”
Bambino: “Jesus! If I touch you will you heal my Nonna? (ehhh! Why does he
feel so dirty?)”
blowing two invisible dicks, that comes to one invisible job. it’s a lohan thing
“So I licked her there like this, and twiddled her bits like this and…oh, hello dear”.
“Uh…yes. Yes, that IS a hot dog under my scarf.”
Hey Russell, show us how you kiss your wife.
whoever let their kid touch that walking heap of herpes should be reported
It’s so easy a caveman could do it!
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