What, exactly, is it that a Swedish Marine does? Guard the chocolate?
It’s like “swedish fish”, only gummier.
I see someone has looked on a map.
switzerland – chocholate and cheese all day everyday
sweden – pickled fish and meat balls, all day everyday
Oh c’mon, Mr. Smarty Pants Joke Ruiner Guy. They make chocolate in Sweden.
Ah, who am I kidding. You’re right.
Rofl @ ‘Joke Ruiner Guy’ :P :P
This whole fucking thread is so funny I damn near peed myself.
I peed myself before it was cool.
I love how the caption for the article kinda answers itself. There’s nothing not hot about the words “Sweedish” and “Ex-Marine” .
Is there anything not hot about not being able to spell Swedish?
“How a Swedish Ex-Marine became Hollywood’s Hottest Raper”
Nothing gay about grabbing your man-tits while eye-fucking whoever is holding the Men’s Journal…
I heard the other article, “The Saga of Plaxico Burress: 20 Months in Jail and the Night that Cost Him $30 Million” is good too. It actually refers to the bribe he paid a certain unnamed Swedish ex-Marine not to rape him.
His whole look here just screams Rock Hudson.
He could stalk me anytime.
He can salute me with his swedish marine all day every day.
He doesn’t even need photoshop. He just looks like that… naturally… how many of us can say that?
He’s a big, strong, blond, viking and what more is there to be?? Oh, he seems intelligent, too. *Sigh.
And where is this type in real life?? Um, doesn’t exist.
Holy crap! Alexander has a spinal deformity?!?
I didn’t know Highlights did parody covers.
They could have just adjusted the transparency on his forehead and not lost any of their logo.
One of those cover articles is not like the others, one of those articles doesn’t belong…
“…Here to talk about his upcoming role as Anders Breivik…”
Now i know what Johnny Drama was searching for in “Viking Quest”.
Geez…so Photoshopped he looks like a wax figure…
Alexander Skarsgard should never, ever wear a shirt. Or, now that I think about it, pants. What kind of idiot let him be clothed for the cover shoot?
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