“I’m absolutely sure this will finally distract them from the smell”
It’s crap like this that I want to miss!
Hi guys! It’s me, Snooki, comin’ at ya live from my parent’s basement!
LMAO! Apparently this tattoo and the Escalade she just bought cleared her out because it really does look like she’s living in the ‘rents basement!
HAHAHA So true!
wtf is that? Yosemite Sam wearing a crown?
now she’s classy.
Snookie: I’d like an oversized and guady colored crown with a bow and ribbons tattooed right here please!
Tattoo guy: Ok, one “desperate cry for attention #6″ coming right up!
Please please please don’t let me be the next one to get that needle . . .
It’s a crown with a mustache. Where’s the monocle?
could have sworn the crown was an asian thing, like jesus candles to a mexican..
A tattoo of a mustache wearing a crown and a bow tie. What does that shit even mean? At least get something personally relevant, like a tattoo of a pubic hair wax strip wearing a tiara of interlinking crabs.
and thus inspiration for my next tattoo
It means she’s like, sorta mexican or something from down there.
Once, there was a time when I knew what a tramp stamp was.
Not so much.
I spy a Paris Hilton horcrux.
I wonder how it will look 2 years from now when her arm is double the diameter it is now…
Let’s face it, America. We just got owned by Snooki. She managed to do something more ridiculous than anything we had ever imagined.
She’s Queen of the Mustache Ride now? That’s how I read this.
Just more lipstick on a pig
“If Megan Fox is considered curvy, then I am too. Just a few more curves is all.”
This is definitely the home of a millionaire.
It’s the family crest…three hot-wings and a condom.
This made me spit soda out of my nose. LOL
Thanks for covering one of your teets, saves having to put a pink star.
That tattoo parlor will never be sterile again…
It complements the other one she has: “Three holes. No waiting.”
Since she is already a skank, isn’t a tattoo redundant?
Can we all agree that getting a tattoo now is like screaming “I am a self important dork who thinks other people drawing their crap “artwork” on me is cool” or “Look at me, i am diseased !!!” or “Look at me, I was cool 10 years ago”
Snooki: “Hey tattoo guy, what do you think of my hair?”
Tattoo Guy: “Scary, but OK” (Snooki ends up with tattoo of her birds’ nest)
It’s the regimental insignia of the 101st Airborne Whores!
“It is an ancient symbol that means, ‘Abandon all hope ye who enter here.’”
The tattoo artist did a helluva job covering up the pickle tattoo.
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