Heeeeeyyyy who wants to blow a meth addict???
see, they don’t care if I have AIDS
By the expression on that fat chicks face, he’s either got an amazing ass…or he sat on a gummy bear.
Oh, so that’s where my Gummi Venus de Milo went.
“Hey everybody? Im not a real zombie, relax!”
And the crowd goes insane.
“Lindsay! You made it! Did you bring me that bag of sea jasper and rose quartz that we talked about?”
“You like-a da juice? Yeah, you like-a da juice.”
Hugh Jackman v 2.0
I think you mean, “Hugh Jackman v 0.2
“I know! I’m surprised I’m alive, too!”
“I can’t understand a fuckin’ word they’re saying!
Where the hell am I again?”
The real Gerard Butler died a while back. Matthew Mcconaughey started dressing up as him as a way to revive his failed career.
Yeah, but did he have to cut off his face and wear it like a mask, too?
So many photographers after the much sought-after picture of the back of Gerard Butler’s head…
“Hey, these people seem to know who the fuck I am…can someone let me in on it?”
Just love me…ok
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