Oh c’mon people, this is a wide open trash fest waiting to happen!
is her skull shrinking?
“Where are the kids? I am so HIGH!”
That impression of “The Joker having a seizure” act she does slays me every time!
‘wait until they get a load of me now!”
wow she is NOT aging well. props to brad for being into raising a million babies and being with a woman who seems as cutting and cold as her protruding bones.
That bitch is drunk. That’s why she’s handcuffed to her own purse.
White porch monkeys.
OMG. She looks like Heidi Fleiss!! LOL!
Oh, fuck! NOBODY looks that bad. Not even Snooki.
This is Angelina doing her best Tara Reid impression.
How good of an actress is she? She can imitate Jack Nicholson’s Joker to perfection.
Here we see Angie, higher than a Georgia pine, actually staying upright while Brad auctions her off for a one-night-stand to a room full of Mid-Eastern dignitaries.
It’s the greasy Pitts.
She heard Jeniffer was looking for a new purse.
Brad Pitt suddenly realizes he has been sleeping with one of Madam Tussaud’s wax figures, for months.
Brad Pitt needs a good scrub with the big, soapy brush. Teeth included. Dude is grimy looking.
Someone just asked her if the beard matches the carpet.
Brad, she’s high, bonkers, and kinda your wife. You don’t need the shades if you want to look down her dress.
Well, they appear to have the same stylist…
remember when these two were like the most beautiful couple ~*ever*~
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of Moneyball at the Toronto International Film Festival. (September 11, 2011)