Poorly lit, huge sunglasses, and mostly covered up; I think we’ve found the perfect look for Fergie.
Who the fuck yelled “Hey, Kool Aid!”?
She looks like an Ewok coming out of the bush, with her Ewok bag and Ewok attire and that Ewok hairline.
Maybe cut the price tag from those undies.
That’s no price tag…
“Listen, I’ve told you guys a million times…if I’m in the woods taking a piss, give me time to finish and shake my dick off. Then, I PROMISE I’ll turn around and pose for you. Got it?”
“OK, so smoke it all and I promise I’ll look hot.”
Tell me the truth… can you see my dick in this dress?
Well, there’s *something* casting a shadow on her thigh under her dress.
Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more in car insurance ?
Does a Fergie crap in the woods ?
Rachel Zoe is looking goooooood.
Honey, you forgot to take the tag off. Are things *that* tough that you have to wear and return?
“I’m wishing you to the corn field.”
Who else was surprised you didn’t see a long hairy ball sack as you scrolled down?
I call this expression the “Mrs. Doubtfire”.
It’s not the price tag, it’s the fabric content/washing instructions tag. Sometimes they sew them on towards the bottom of the garment.
That said, um… yuck. Her hairline skeeves me out big time.
He knows that….it’s called SATIRE. Look it up.
Oh good, it comes with instructions.
Quick! Blowdart! She found her way back!
With a bag that big, her dick must be huge!
“It’s so nice to be able to pee anywhere, I feel bad for chics having to sit down”
Holy fuck we almost had an upskirt. Good thing that wasn’t yesterday
“God dammit, that punk on the corner said the meth lab should be right here.”
Rubbing it on eucalyptus isn’t going to make it any smaller – OR bigger…
Lindsay Fumke is still trying to save our wet lands.
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