1. He’s just one belt notch away from asphyxiating himself on a doorknob.

  2. it had to be said

    Jeff Bridges is cool.

  3. They’re going to be re-releasing Top Gun in 3D…and Val Kilmer in 4D.

  4. doogleberg

    “…and yes, you prick, it WOULD kill me to mix in a salad.”

  5. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    My future’s so bright….I gotta take these things off.

  6. “Man, those things really are the size of weather balloons,” thought Dog, as he removed his glasses and checked out his wife.

  7. Eddie

    He’s got the need…the need for a different kind of speed.

  8. Wow! Mickey Rourke looks great!

  9. deucepickle

    He’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood

  10. Misery

    Val is all ready for his new movie “The Doors 2: Zombie Rockstar”.

  11. The buffet must be to his left

  12. Perplexity

    Yes sir, I will bring your car to the front of the restaurant…

  13. Uncle Denial

    The Axl Rose/Mickey Rourke hybrid or T-600, had fake skin and we spotted them right away.

  14. The Dude, His Dudeness, El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  15. Venom

    I thought it was The Dude for real.

  16. He is a hell of an actor. Totally stole “Tombstone.” Aced “The Doors.” Not so much in a couple others. But I read somwhere that he is a prick-and-a-half to work with. Too bad. Could have had a super career.

  17. At least he got to hook up with Marisa Tomei before he died in The Wrestler.

  18. Tanzarian

    “Why yes, I did used to be Val Kilmer!”

  19. shweet

    The Dude abides!

  20. GuyLeDouche

    Even Mickey Rourke is looking at that and shaking his head.

  21. So easy, even a Val Kilmer can do it.

  22. Freebie

    Fell in love with him in Tombstone. He was the best looking dying guy I ever saw. Not so much now.

  23. Liz

    Val Kilmer never should have stopped playing Batman. Just think of all the extra gadgets he could fit on the ever-growing length of his utility belt.

  24. Squishy

    Regrettably, so does Kilmer!

  25. chupacabra

    it kills me that I masterbated to him when i was in high school. Circa 93-94.

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