superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Can you hear me now?

  2. why isn’t he at the US Open, like everybody else.

  3. Don’t make me hungry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.

  4. This is his “mirror face” for his Facebook picture.

  5. Duck lips: Not just for orange sluts and baby-killers anymore!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Pitch black hair and humongous forearms… yep, that’s a normal looking 60 year-old.

  7. your mom

    Just look at those arms… that lettuce didn’t stand a chance…

  8. hbw

    “Next time on Jersey Shore…”

  9. Hulk SMOOCH!!!

  10. Uncle Denial

    You wouldn’t like him when he’s horny.

  11. Is that sign for it’s feeding time?

  12. Raoul

    Snooki looks great without her extensions!

  13. Nobody better lay a finger on MY butter spinach!

  14. Kenny

    Lou Ferrigno carries little baby Hulk in a grocery bag to protect it from the paparrazi.

  15. Hey Lou, I’ve got a message for you from my deaf step-father: “Daa bobadeh shoshuu rooah chizzoa.” He said you’d know what it means.

  16. Squishy

    Wow…even his thumb is huge!!

  17. his thumb is as big as my dick, and im black!!!

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