superficial

  1. “That’s a maaaaan baby!”

  2. JC

    Not her best look, but finding out she’s into Scientology was a major wiener shrinker anyway.

  3. weaselspeed

    AHHHHHH!

  4. I’ve seen roadkill look sexier.

  5. doogleberg

    She’s ten pounds away from a full-on thyroid condition.

  6. OohLaLa

    Soon to be cast as Monique Lawless, Walmart crime-fighter, tougher than a two dollar steak. Watch her stomp Sylvester, Sylvester, and Sylvester out of their stolen case of beer.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    After careful deliberation and examination of that 5 head, I declare I would hit that crazy looking Scientologist.

  8. Satan's bitch

    Fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down.

  9. Well at least she’s a great actress…

  10. Her forehead ALMOST distracts you enough not to notice the tan lines on her chest…

  11. Perplexity

    She would receive an Oscar if she did radio dramas instead of filmed movies.

  12. SSHGuru

    She’s so ugly Scientology almost said no.

  13. Fester

    I never realized before that she looks like Monty Burns in drag.

  14. amanda

    from the thumbnail i really thought that was a Bill vs Betty mashup
    http://billvsbetty.tumblr.com/

  15. If you say her real name three times she’ll leave the awards ceremonies. (Hint: it’s Rumpelstiltskin)

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    No truth to the rumor that, as a child, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the family puppy would play with her.

  17. Squishy

    Ahhhh c’mon…tan lines? Be a professional already!

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