“She’s laughing again, isn’t she? Please shoot me.. I beg you”
“Who the hell gave this loud ass bitch a seat behind me?”
It’s a reserved section for people who required gastric remodelling to lose weight, lest they overeat and vomit over everyone.
Roker is so pissed that he got stuck in the “Colored Section.”
Which is which?
“Damn i shouldn’t have had that sundae in the McDonalds there. now i just crapped in my pants. “
Checks and Stripes.. no wonder they’re all making fun of me. Last time I get dressed with the lights off….
Roker is definitely saying it all with his eyes: “Shut UP you no intestine having, but still getting fat again bitch!”
seriously, bitches esophagus is attached to her anus now…last I saw she looked like a skeleton with an ashy bedsheet tossed over it, now she’s fat again?? Did she discover a meal between breakfast and brunch?
skeleton with an ashy bedsheet tossed over it, now she’s fat again??
Can’t beat that.
No, she’s just a HUGE fan of linner.
First Breakfast and Second Breakfast.
Gastric bypass side effect example 1 and 2.
In every picture there should be Al Roker saying it all with his eyes!
If I just ignore her, maybe she’ll stop rubbing her penis on my back.
Did I leave the TV on? No. The oven? No. The iron? No. The garage door open? No. The lights on? No. Is my zipper down? No. Fed the cat? No. Shit. I always forget to feed the cheshire cat.
Can his face say “bitch shut the fuck up” any clearer?
Who’s photobombing who’s picture here ?
Al really wishes Star wasn’t into such a high fiber diet.
Comedy and Tragedy. lol
The exact moment Star Jones was announced as the new legal corespondent for Today.
Trollface and Forever Alone.
It’s okay, Al. It’s common after you lose 280 pounds to somehow feel like it’s still around … close by … almost as if it’s watching and waiting to attach itself to you again.
His head looks just like a big ol’ scoop of chocolate ice cream!! I can’t help myself!
Imma bite into it! heee heeee!
This has to be Photoshopped or something. How else can you get Before AND After in the same picture?
This isn’t a movie theater, now shut up!!
If only Al would look behind him, he’d know who put the pee-pee in his Coke. Then again, it looks like he already knows who did it.
“Tennis? Oh shit. I thought there was going to be a barbecue.”
“Did this bitch just spit on the back of my head, AGAIN”
I can’t help but be reminded of when my car got two flat tires at the same time.
He looks thrilled!!
As Motorhead would say…… I’m born, , born…born to be fat…. I mean bad.
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