1. “She’s laughing again, isn’t she? Please shoot me.. I beg you”

  2. Tracey

    “Who the hell gave this loud ass bitch a seat behind me?”

    • barbosa

      It’s a reserved section for people who required gastric remodelling to lose weight, lest they overeat and vomit over everyone.

  3. it had to be said

    Roker is so pissed that he got stuck in the “Colored Section.”

  4. Which is which?

  5. “Damn i shouldn’t have had that sundae in the McDonalds there. now i just crapped in my pants. “

  6. Frank The Duck

    Checks and Stripes.. no wonder they’re all making fun of me. Last time I get dressed with the lights off….

  7. Roker is definitely saying it all with his eyes: “Shut UP you no intestine having, but still getting fat again bitch!”

  8. Rough, the one with jersey # 10

    Gastric bypass side effect example 1 and 2.

  9. Stewie Griffin

    In every picture there should be Al Roker saying it all with his eyes!

  10. If I just ignore her, maybe she’ll stop rubbing her penis on my back.

  11. OohLaLa

    Did I leave the TV on? No. The oven? No. The iron? No. The garage door open? No. The lights on? No. Is my zipper down? No. Fed the cat? No. Shit. I always forget to feed the cheshire cat.

  12. Can his face say “bitch shut the fuck up” any clearer?

  13. deucepickle

    Who’s photobombing who’s picture here ?

  14. Perplexity

    Al really wishes Star wasn’t into such a high fiber diet.

  15. Venom

    Comedy and Tragedy. lol

  16. mattain

    The exact moment Star Jones was announced as the new legal corespondent for Today.

  17. Tanzarian

    Trollface and Forever Alone.

  18. Raoul

    It’s okay, Al. It’s common after you lose 280 pounds to somehow feel like it’s still around … close by … almost as if it’s watching and waiting to attach itself to you again.

  19. Johnny P!

    His head looks just like a big ol’ scoop of chocolate ice cream!! I can’t help myself!
    Imma bite into it! heee heeee!

  20. TomFrank

    This has to be Photoshopped or something. How else can you get Before AND After in the same picture?

  21. Lynx

    This isn’t a movie theater, now shut up!!

  22. If only Al would look behind him, he’d know who put the pee-pee in his Coke. Then again, it looks like he already knows who did it.

  23. “Tennis? Oh shit. I thought there was going to be a barbecue.”

  24. Jerube

    “Did this bitch just spit on the back of my head, AGAIN”

  25. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I can’t help but be reminded of when my car got two flat tires at the same time.

  26. Squishy

    He looks thrilled!!

  27. Steelerchick

    As Motorhead would say…… I’m born, , born…born to be fat…. I mean bad.

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