“Next on Lifetime: The vagina whisperers….”
Presumably they’re doing some kind of douchey bit, instead of just watching the fucking match?
just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams grunt?
just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams gunt?
fixed it for you.
Don’t be ridiculous. Ilie Namaste wasn’t playing at the U.S. Open. He’s been retired for years.
The U.S. Open seems like it was a real douche-a-pallooza.
Praying to Allah, for Sharia law.
“Oh, how I love the smell of Ben/Bradley on my fingertips.”
“Oh my god,” thought the guy in the Men’s Wearhouse special, “wait until I tell my girlfriend I sat next to Ben Stiller and Corky from Life Goes On!”
What lovely sunglasses.
Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly… day by day… by day. Amen. Amen.
Nothing demands complete concentration like 3D Pong.
In these pictures there’s always a black guy in the background saying it all with his ey…. wait… ok nevermind, it’s tennis.
Little did they know that at the same exact moment they were both praying for Michael Douglas to kick the bucket so they’d finally get their chance with Catherine Zeta Jones. Thus began the feud to end all Hollywood feuds…
“Dear God, please, please please make my next film at least break even. I’m only another bad film away from becoming Adam Sandler.”
“And you young man, I shall grant thee a date with J-lo according to upright morals and standards says me, creator of the universe. Because I happen to have some free time to grant rich actors a chance to cheat on whom they are already dating, or married to.”
Tennis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring.
Sherapova dropped her racket and bends over to pick it up. Men take notice.
This is how Hollywood will remake Twins.
Are those Trump’s two douchebag sons in the suits?
Who the fuck wears suits to a tennis match?
Who the hell wears a suit to a WEEKEND sporting event.
I guess our answer is Biff and Muffy, here.
that’s what my first thought was…who the fuck wears a suit to a tennis match?
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