superficial

  1. “Next on Lifetime: The vagina whisperers….”

  2. JC

    Presumably they’re doing some kind of douchey bit, instead of just watching the fucking match?

  3. just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams grunt?

  4. poopsy

    namaste

    • TomFrank

      Don’t be ridiculous. Ilie Namaste wasn’t playing at the U.S. Open. He’s been retired for years.

  5. it had to be said

    The U.S. Open seems like it was a real douche-a-pallooza.

  6. Praying to Allah, for Sharia law.

  7. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Oh, how I love the smell of Ben/Bradley on my fingertips.”

  8. “Oh my god,” thought the guy in the Men’s Wearhouse special, “wait until I tell my girlfriend I sat next to Ben Stiller and Corky from Life Goes On!”

  9. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    What lovely sunglasses.
    “Consume?!?!”

  10. OohLaLa

    Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly… day by day… by day. Amen. Amen.

  11. Nothing demands complete concentration like 3D Pong.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    One douche

    Two douche

    Three douche

    Four.

  13. In these pictures there’s always a black guy in the background saying it all with his ey…. wait… ok nevermind, it’s tennis.

  14. Raoul

    Little did they know that at the same exact moment they were both praying for Michael Douglas to kick the bucket so they’d finally get their chance with Catherine Zeta Jones. Thus began the feud to end all Hollywood feuds…

  15. “Dear God, please, please please make my next film at least break even. I’m only another bad film away from becoming Adam Sandler.”

  16. Rough, the one with jersey # 10

    “And you young man, I shall grant thee a date with J-lo according to upright morals and standards says me, creator of the universe. Because I happen to have some free time to grant rich actors a chance to cheat on whom they are already dating, or married to.”

  17. Lydell

    Tennis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring.

  18. Perplexity

    Sherapova dropped her racket and bends over to pick it up. Men take notice.

  19. Uncle Denial

    This is how Hollywood will remake Twins.

  20. Venom

    Are those Trump’s two douchebag sons in the suits?

    Who the fuck wears suits to a tennis match?

  21. Apparently no one here is familiar with live Magic eye 3d performance art.

  22. If all these motherfuckers are at the U.S. Open, who’s mopping the floors in Hollywood?

  23. You can tell you got molested by the priest..
    -hint- He is not wearing glasses.

  24. celebsloveme

    Is that Tom Cruise in the lower left corner?

  25. Swearin

    It doesn’t make any sense that they’re praying like that; Stiller is Jewish and Cooper worships himself

  26. Kat

    I didn’t know Woody Allen had died his hair blonde.

  27. Squishy

    Two nerds praying with the wall street boys??

  28. FLgirl

    The couple that prays together, stays together!

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