Jeremy Piven at the U.S. Open in Queens. (September 10, 2011)
“Now jou lissen here, men… Piveen don’t pay a dollar more dan $300 for trannies…. You jear me, men????”
still eating bad sushi
He’s crying because clipping that lanyard to his ear really fucking hurts!
His hands are conspicuously absent…yikes.
I won’t tell you again:
There will be somebody on your hall with a car!
Make friends with him!!!
Ken Watanabe is getting whiter and whiter every day.
Ben or Noel? Ben or Noel? And can you believe that bitch could time travel? The time traveling thing totally threw me for a loop.
Upon being reminded of his involvement with Entourage…
Upon being asked if he had any interest in watching the series’ finale…
“You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! ”
Forget it Piven, you dont have the chops.
Wait, she is OVER 18? Ewww, I think I may vomit. I actually asked for her phone number.
His reaction to his agent explaing his hirability after Entourage.
“oh, God! The sushi is back for revenge again!”
Mercury is a hell of a drug.
It’s actually Adam Sandler – he can do these movies with his eyes shut.
“I’ve told you again and again, Jeremy doesn’t like mustard on his hot dogs. Get it? NO MUSTARD! Noooooo mustard…I hate mustard…”
“I know you are but what am I.”
(singing) “How I love to hate you! I LOVE to hate you! I LOVE TO HATE YOUUUUU! Fuck I love Erasure!!!”
I just finished watching “Judgement Night” for nostalgia’s sake. Honestly, I enjoyed watching Piven get shoved off the roof of that building just a little too much.
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