Don’t forget to pick up your copy of “Modelland” tomorrow! It’s a “great” new young adult “book” that Tyra “wrote.”
Never has someone gotten such mileage out of faking taking her drawers off when she was a teenager . . .
Her Spanx is so tight that she’s about to fall over
How long until “proud to be fat Tyra” is back?
Old Lady Model.
I used to having a saying when I won a game of pool:
“Rack’em up, Bitch!”
It seems kind of appropriate here.
Much as I might like to, I guess I’ll never “Tyra” them tits.
She’s smizing with her tits. Or would that be smitting? Or Smelloning? Smun bagging? Smirty pillowing?
A certain song from Buckcherry comes to mind…
Cover that forehead and she looks pretty decent.
Uma Thurman shouldn’t tan so hard.
“Yeah – my new book has words in it and everything!”
This picture reminds me…what the fuck ever happened to Flip Wilson?
Its either been sucked out or sucked in…an implosion waiting to happen…oh…and it wrote a book, probably, kind of…
That’s a whole lot of overstuffed crazy.
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