superficial

  1. Careful, she’s almost got the blinders off.

  2. Little Tongue

    Man… I miss the mole. Can’t believe that she got rid of the best part of herself…

  3. Taylor

    Too bad welders’ masks aren’t fashionable.

  4. She’s wearing blinkers?

  5. El Jefe

    Hay, who let the horse in here?

  6. Vlad

    No SJP, we’re the ones who need those special glasses to make you look human.

  7. She risks it every time she wears heels. One broken ankle, and they’ll put a tent around her before they put her down.

  8. biff

    She’s receiving a message from Mr. Ed

  9. Matthew, these beer goggles are amazing! They almost make me believe you’re straight again!

  10. tlmck

    That explains a lot. I always suspected she was Borg.

  11. JR

    Look who’s out of the stable!

  12. DeucePickle

    Uh I believe that’s supposed to go in your mouth

  13. donkeylicks

    Animal testing is so wrong on so many levels that I’m actually considering ordering the 20 piece McNuggets instead of a BigMac! People make me sick!

  14. jasper

    “As technology changes, so does tradition. Imagine a device that captures the legacy of English riding history and the future of equestrian sport for centuries to come. Covington and Holmes Technologies (formerly Covington and Holmes Buggy Whip Manufacturing) proudly presents their patented Rein-by-Wire System with Gee and Haw control. Available in four sleek styles and colours . “

  15. Joaquin ingles

    Romney taught it to accessorize too?

  16. Dave

    HER HORSE LEVEL IS OVER 9000!

  17. Tidbit

    The error of the horse/human hybrid: Opposable thumbs allow it to remove the bit and bridle.

    We can only hope Matthew Broderick had her broke to remove her instinct to run and possibly trample the innocent.

  18. catapostrophe

    She’s viewing tomorrow’s schedule on those Google glasses:

    8:00: Morning trot
    10:00: Shampoo and grooming
    Noon: New shoes!

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