Careful, she’s almost got the blinders off.
hahahaha choked my my drink
Damn you Fish, why can’t I click like on this.
Man… I miss the mole. Can’t believe that she got rid of the best part of herself…
Too bad welders’ masks aren’t fashionable.
She’s wearing blinkers?
Hay, who let the horse in here?
No SJP, we’re the ones who need those special glasses to make you look human.
She risks it every time she wears heels. One broken ankle, and they’ll put a tent around her before they put her down.
She’s receiving a message from Mr. Ed
Matthew, these beer goggles are amazing! They almost make me believe you’re straight again!
That explains a lot. I always suspected she was Borg.
Look who’s out of the stable!
Uh I believe that’s supposed to go in your mouth
Animal testing is so wrong on so many levels that I’m actually considering ordering the 20 piece McNuggets instead of a BigMac! People make me sick!
“As technology changes, so does tradition. Imagine a device that captures the legacy of English riding history and the future of equestrian sport for centuries to come. Covington and Holmes Technologies (formerly Covington and Holmes Buggy Whip Manufacturing) proudly presents their patented Rein-by-Wire System with Gee and Haw control. Available in four sleek styles and colours . “
If there were an ‘Underrated Comment of the Day’ award, this would get it. Bravo…Bravo, sir.
Romney taught it to accessorize too?
HER HORSE LEVEL IS OVER 9000!
The error of the horse/human hybrid: Opposable thumbs allow it to remove the bit and bridle.
We can only hope Matthew Broderick had her broke to remove her instinct to run and possibly trample the innocent.
She’s viewing tomorrow’s schedule on those Google glasses:
8:00: Morning trot
10:00: Shampoo and grooming
Noon: New shoes!
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