Cheese anyone?

you know it’s bad when you age faster than Lindsay Lohan or Dakota Fanning

That’s an unwarranted ass-ault on the senses.

Mrs. Stay Puft, marshmallow butt.

GaGa, I think it is officially time for pants.

I didn’t think a tramp stamp went on the ass…and was an actual stamp.

Weird, I don’t recall Madonna ever going through a fat cheesy ass phase.

She has cute dimples when she farts.

I wonder if she was born that way

She might have a poker face, but it looks like she has poked ass cheeks!

She’s dressed scary enough. What is she performing, an exorcism?

I think that’s a sexy ass!!!

Even the spotlight doesn’t want to look at her.

Dat Ass! ……….. has more dimples than a golfball.

time to get on the stairmaster, gaga

I bet Gaga loves anal.

The cellulite is just a distraction for the giving-birth-to-a-steak-and-kidney-pie bit that comes up next. The technical aspects were tricky, but her effects guy was able to work out something with the choreographer that involves a treacle pudding based afterbirth. She has the whole thing with tea.

Gaga LOVES Great Britain.

At some point, the fish will stop fighting just so Gaga won’t have nets to inappropriately wear.