The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.10.12
Jonah Hill in New York City. (September 8, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.10.12
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Jonah Hill in New York City. (September 8, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
A fat guy with a bag of food walks in front of a homeless dude? How is he not dead?
Because the homeless guy thinks it’s a lesbian.
Probably because it looks like homeless guy just put down 5 rolled tacos with guacamole and washed it down with an orange Fanta.
Look you managed to get two homeless guys in one photo.
that’s a big carryout bag for 1 person, even from Chipotle
So, can we be honest…Jonah was never on a diet, he just had the flu and briefly shat himself thin.
wasnt he not fat anymore?
Trading Places Part Two
Cake can bide it’s time no more.
Is there some sort of Black Market Food Library I’m not familiar with ? He’s looking around like he just smuggled in a bag of Guatemala’s finest pastries.
There is only one burrito in there. Unfortunately it is about 10 pounds.
Okay, nobody’s looking, here’s some more food to put in my vault. You’re doing a heck of a job guarding it for me.
Hmmm if I look this way that homeless dude won’t even know I’m about to steal his food.
If the guy in the background didn’t move he just might saved his lunch.
Chaz Bono should know that plaid is bad.
Further proof that baggy clothes do not mean that you’re thin.
“Siri, you said Millions of Milkshakes is RIGHT HERE. What gives?”
He must get a lot of exercise going for takeout all the time.
Casting directors usually send out scripts to possible clients. In Jonah’s case, they send out their caterers.
Uh oh, Jared fell off the Subway wagon again.
Zac Efron and his signature hat.
Not to get too political, but this photo pretty much sums up America right now, IMO: white, overweight hipster walking around in pricey clothes with Mexican takeout from a trendy restaurant chain, totally oblivious to the poor jeans-and-tshirt minority guy who just ate actual Mexican food from a portable truck
He bought the homeless guy that food as a distraction to avoid an attack on the stuff in the bag.
Agreed but aren’t ALL trucks portable?
A Jew on a shopping trip strolling past an unmotivated Puerto Rican? Must be NYC.
“Let’s see, I left my dignity around here somewhere” -someone besides the homeless guy
He always looks like he’s being followed. Presumably by the Food Bureau Investigators.
We were due for a Fatboy Ex-slim sighting. He had to run out of Twizzlers sometime.
He might want to see a shrink. In every picture he seems to be looking around for the people who are “after him.”
And our next runway model in the “2012 Fat Slob Fashion Award Show” is…
The thought bubble translator must be malfunctioning – shouldn’t it say “I love tacos”?
mmmmm but chipotle is delicious!
“Oh my god ! I just tried to eat that man’s leg. What’s wrong with me ?”