Nice cum catcher Clark.

Which way to Church St. ??????????????????

I never believed the rumors that he was gay. Until now. Look at that face! Gayer than Perez Hilton!

Everyone tuck your chin to your neck and repeat after me: ‘Hmm hmm hm DOUCHE!’

Nice hair.

What a tool

“I’m smirking because they don’t know I’m gay.”

Getting older & plumping up….no longer looks like a delicious sexually ambiguous strawberry cupcake, just another 20something puffy faced dude.

Zac Efron made this face after being asked have you seen the Jon Hamm going commando photo

The next Pee-Wee Herman

Closeted ========II===out

ha, HA! I know you are, but what am I? Jambi, what’s the secret word of the day?

Is this that scene from Big Trouble in Little China where that puffy guy explodes?

He’s obviously discovered the pleasures of Poutine.

It wasn’t until later in his life that Zac Efron learned he was allergic to sit-ups.

Not surprisingly, he was the only one to defend Jerry Sandusky.

He’s becoming the fat John Waters

I’ve been working on a new face, it’s called ‘The Gay Clay Aiken.’

Lay off the booze, dude.

I hate this kid, but it looks like he’s dying so I’ll be nice and not say anything.

“Heh. I just sharted.”

“I am sooooo cute I want to fuck myself!”

has he been gaining weight????