superficial

  1. somebody slap that stupid look off that kids face for fucks sake!

  2. I see douchery knows no color…

  3. I think the audience are cheering over their shoulder

  4. It’s black Bieber!

  5. SIN

    Didn’t know both of his children are retarded. It must be a special day since they are not wearing helmets.

  6. Smapdi

    Jaden looks as constipated as the rest of us feel whenever the Smith family of Bel Air is around.

  7. Frank Burns

    I think its great when both parents walk their kids to where the square bus will pick them up.

  8. Mr. Poop

    that kid is really turning out ugly and douchey

  9. DeucePickle

    They all look like they have their own form of crazy going on

  10. Sven Golly

    Little known fact, according to directives for intergalactic space travel dictated by L. Ron Hubbard in the 1950s, “-colored Scientologists must be seated in the back of the mother-ship.”

  11. Looks like that answer the argument from a week or two ago. It’s not lights in his face making him squint. Jayden is THAT douche.

  12. I blame Jazzy Jeff. He could have stopped it before it got this far.

  13. Inner Retard

    Is it some law of nature that rich kids must look retarded?

  14. Vlad

    Will Smith looks like a skeleton with ears. No matter how much weight he loses for a gig, those ears stay the same ping-pong paddle huge!

    He should use those ears to bitch slap the entitlement looks off his family’s faces

  15. El Jefe

    I can live with the other 3, but his douchebag son needs to be used for target practice. Annoying little turd.

  16. So Jaden’s already on “medical” marijuana?

  17. Scientists finally have conclusive proof that the “Good Looks” gene skips a generation.

  18. rantatonne

    This is why they don’t let black people have nice things.

  19. These kids think there better than everyone…Will is the only one who looks happy….

  20. Johnny P!

    Wow, Jaden brought the only facial expression he’s capable of to Toronto.
    In other news, there was a delay on the Spadina streetcars earlier today…

  21. The Brown Streak

    To hell with this…Joanna Krupa’s pic is on the next page.

  22. Turd Ferguson

    What a pretentious family of dbags.

  23. Anonymous

    Is Marc Anthony still hittin’ that?

  24. cc

    ‘Smug for the camera!’

  25. i heart yo mama.

    They look like siblings.

  26. seriouslynow

    I guess Scientology is still working on curing their homosexuality.

  27. KellyC

    “Family first. …It’s the best place for stem cell harvesting.”

  28. Blech

    Butthead: “Oh, noo…”
    Beavis: “Heh heh, oh boy…”

  29. donkeylicks

    Holy shit! that kid in the background is going gangnam style!!!

  30. Queef Sister

    I didn’t think black people used meth???

  31. Billebuoy

    Jaden and Willow want so badly to switch outfits. That’s all they want..

  32. There it is again! The stupid fucking look in Jayden’s face!I think it’s become a reflex for him at this point to make that face whenever a camera is present. He’s in need of a good curb-stomping.

    Will seems to be the only “normal” one among them.

  33. I see both the kids have been through the Look Like a Douche and Mean It part of boot camp.

  34. Schweddy Schnatch

    Am I the only one that thinks Willow looks like she stepped straight out of Avatar?

  35. Jaden looks like a Grade AA asshole and Willow looks like she’s thinking Look at all those dirty, smelly, lazy-ass white people! Why don’t they get a fucking job or something?

  36. qwerty

    Willow. She is responsible for the worst song about whipping one’s hair? Yeah. Got to be the most irritating 12-year old I know.

  37. Josie

    Jaden always got that stupid look on his face..

  38. Dish

    Smug, smug, thinking about Don Drapers dick, smug

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