You’re move, Snookie.

I see she visits the Jackson clinic of beautifulness

I liked her before she was white.

Second that. She looked much better before she tried to become white.

When the buttons on that waistcoat give, they’re going to kill someone.

Those boobs are up to strangle her.

Sheesh, I would deformed her face for half the money. Just me and my skillet.

She looks like a white Tooty from Facts of Life.

Latoya?

I think we can comfortably drop the “Lil” now, okay Kim?

Oh, she’s out of prison again?

And in the background there’s always some dude yelling to hurry up and get her out of the sun before her face melts.

If I’m not mistaken, I believe that is the Amulet of Balthezar, and I do believe that is the demon herself wearing it.

Looks like someone needs a more appropriate nickname.

What the F is THIS

That’s a scary mask, bro.

The face is scary – the weave is scarier.

Lil Greasy

Meow

When did Mickey Rourke grow breasts?

Seen here at the grand opening of Madame Tashelle’s Wax Museum Brooklyn location in an outdoor exhibit, Lil’ Kim! Just around the corner; Fantasia and Big Daddy Kane!

New from Mattel

She used to actually be cute. What the hell is with these plastic surgery people damn.

So fucking sad. She used to be hot.

What’s new Kim? Oh I see…..

Wow! They’re already rolling out Halloween decorations!

“Mmmfffumphitttsmmmmffff?”
“Say what?”
“She said, the tits are new, do you like ‘em?”

she looks like a hot damn mess…wtf happened to her?