This must be his punishment for masturbating to the John Ham penis photo….
My Mom always said that the couple who’s repulsed by each other’s breasts stays together.
Who pitches and catches?
J: “You know what they call a massage parlor in France?
K: “No. Dammit, John . . ”
J: “They call it a salon de massage.”
Poor woman.. What a sad waste of a life..pretending ..EVERYTHING about Scientology sucks. Yabba Dabba Do
[under his breath] “Keep it together, John. Only 1 more block. It’s just like a man’s hand. A smooth soft man-boy’s hand.”
He’s even got a shirt with Xenu’s face on it. Super!
Nice tits. You too, Kelly
Look at that idiot using a cell phone in his pocket to emulate the Hamm. Xenu will be laughing his tentacle off!
Cool belly boner, bro.
Kelly, looking at the phone in Travolta’s pants: I know there is a Jon Hamm joke in there somewhere.
11 minutes too late Retard
I feel sorry for you. Your life must be very empty to stuck up on something like this.
Dude. Your NAME is RETARD. Wipe your tears and re-read that response. Retard.
I don’t believe anyone stuck up on something like this–if that’s even a thing that a person is capable of doing.
Kelly, honey, your husband’s gay and the touch of your soft, small, feminine hands sickens him.
Kelly: “John, quit squeezing my hand so hard…you know I’m right! Now that you’re old and out of shape with boobs bigger than mine, it might be time to stop wearing shirts to tight that you can see your belly button!”
“Man, there’s something about Paris that makes me feel extra heterosexual. They should call it Heterosexual Paree.”
Kelly: I am so not holding his hand for free.
Kelly: You really think wearing a hat and glasses will hide you from the press?
John: If it worked for Superman, it can work for me.
Perfect marriage. He has boobs and she has a penis.
Ok, he just step off the closet now… I almost take him for Elton John in this picture.
He’s toughening up his image with that wallet chain. Nothing says ‘manly man’ like a wallet chain.
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