1. This must be his punishment for masturbating to the John Ham penis photo….

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    My Mom always said that the couple who’s repulsed by each other’s breasts stays together.

  3. Who pitches and catches?

  4. Frank Buns

    J: “You know what they call a massage parlor in France?
    K: “No. Dammit, John . . ”
    J: “They call it a salon de massage.”

  5. Bigalkie

    Poor woman.. What a sad waste of a life..pretending ..EVERYTHING about Scientology sucks. Yabba Dabba Do

  6. [under his breath] “Keep it together, John. Only 1 more block. It’s just like a man’s hand. A smooth soft man-boy’s hand.”

  7. He’s even got a shirt with Xenu’s face on it. Super!

  8. RobN

    Nice tits. You too, Kelly

  9. Look at that idiot using a cell phone in his pocket to emulate the Hamm. Xenu will be laughing his tentacle off!

  10. it had to be said

    Cool belly boner, bro.

  11. Inner Retard

    Kelly, looking at the phone in Travolta’s pants: I know there is a Jon Hamm joke in there somewhere.

  12. kimmykimkim

    Kelly, honey, your husband’s gay and the touch of your soft, small, feminine hands sickens him.

  13. Kelly: “John, quit squeezing my hand so hard…you know I’m right! Now that you’re old and out of shape with boobs bigger than mine, it might be time to stop wearing shirts to tight that you can see your belly button!”

  14. K-Tron

    “Man, there’s something about Paris that makes me feel extra heterosexual. They should call it Heterosexual Paree.”

  15. Urvag

    Kelly: I am so not holding his hand for free.

  16. The Brown Streak

    Kelly: You really think wearing a hat and glasses will hide you from the press?
    John: If it worked for Superman, it can work for me.

  17. tlmck

    Perfect marriage. He has boobs and she has a penis.

  18. Kojak

    Ok, he just step off the closet now… I almost take him for Elton John in this picture.

  19. cc

    He’s toughening up his image with that wallet chain. Nothing says ‘manly man’ like a wallet chain.

  20. JennywithaY

    This is so sad, even his torso looks depressed.

  21. seriouslynow

    Is anyone else seeing the dog’s head in his stomach or is it just me?

  22. i heart yo mama.

    They both need to put on a bra.

  23. ♪ You can tell by the way I use my walk, I don’t like women
    and love the man massage.♪

  24. chupacabra

    He lets her fuck the help, unlike Seal with Heidi.

  25. Kelly is still hot.

  26. I got chills, they’re multiplyin’! And I’m losin’ control!

  27. Dude, you know how I know you’re gay? That stupid hat.

  28. Put It In

    Battlefield Earth. What a documentary!

  29. Tidbit

    This outfit GUARANTEES me Joe Jonas!

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