1. WHERE?!?!?!? Where are the wires holding her up?!?!?!? I must learn this sorcery!

  2. Love her boobs.

  3. DeucePickle

    I want to go to those.

  4. “…breast wishes, Salma”

  5. meeps!

    More please.

  6. Frank Burns

    “Dear F. Burns, I write here reason number 1,027 why I demand that you make love to me.”

  7. Inner Retard

    You think she knows everyone’s looking at her cleavage?… Naaah…

  8. it had to be said

    This picture gives me a Hamm in my pants.

  9. JK

    Should I sign or just dip them in ink? Aww alright.

  10. Yo quiero taco boobs.

  11. El Jefe

    Mmm, mother’s milk.

  12. Sadly, Salma hasn’t been able to SEE anything that she’s written since she hit puberty at age 16.

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Hey, watch this I’m going to draw little penises in the French Constitution! Ah, Crap. That Bieber kid beat me to it!”

  14. lawn

    god DAMN

  15. tlmck

    “Mammaries… Like the corners of my mind…”

  16. Taibhse

    The possibilities are endless, endless variations of playing with titties.

  17. cc

    I can hear the people setting the stand up now:

    ‘This needs to be lower. Loweeeeeeeeeeeer. Okay, another couple inches. Good.’

  18. Skeeter

    I’d motorboat and then slide my penis between her perfect tits.

  19. Blech

    She’s beautiful.

  20. Jade

    Nice to see Salma brought the twins with her to the festival.

  21. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    Okay….”Breast wishes to The Superficial Writer. Sorry you spooged your pants when you saw me!! No, I won’t breast feed you like that small African child. LOVE XOXO, Salma”

  22. If there was such a thing as heaven, this would be it.

  23. brian

    Amazing tits!

  24. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Sign “tits” please.

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