I’d kill myself too if I married that poorly.
“What was I thinking, marrying Elephant Penis Neck?”
“If you call me the Latino Obama again, I’ll blow you’re brains out….my friend.”
These Dumb & Dumber sequels need to stop.
This. This here. Is. Too. Low. For a door.
His brain surgeon was Senor Lobo Tomi.
Everyone in the room was wishing for a gun to suddenly appear in his hand and accidentally discharge.
“This is how “The Assassins” and our careers should have ended for Stallone and I!”
A $2,000 tux and the pants still don’t fall properly.
I see Antonio won the role Beohner in the upcoming production of “Cabrones Americanos”.
Love him! Gorgeous.
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Antonio Banderas at the Starlite gala in Marbella, Spain. (August 7, 2011)