1. There ain’t no donuts here.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “No ma’am, this isn’t Burger King, it’s Starbucks. No, no, Jack in the Box is tonight . That’s right. Ok, put your shoes on.”

  3. Hugh Gentry

    that fat whore is still alive??

  4. GuyLeDouche

    Get grandpappy’s musket, Cletus; them Yankees are looking at me.

  5. fartbucket

    Getting ready to record a duet with Tim Robbins?

  6. kec232

    Anybody smell bacon?

  7. This is the last thing a bag of pork skins sees.

  8. TurboZinger

    Glen Beck’s right there ready to play connect- the-nipples with his magic marker…

  9. zomgbie

    the hulk called.
    he wants his neck back.

  10. hmr

    can someone explain to me why this woman is still famous? not that she ever had any talent to speak of. i can understand when she was 18 and posed on the cover of RS in all he Lolitaesque glory. but at 30, 2 kids (and it shows) later?!! i just don’t get it.

  11. The Critical Crassness

    “Did anyone notice I ate 15 Big Mac’s, 15 Large Fries, 16 Apple Pies and a gallon of Latte…..No?…Good!”

  12. KC

    She saw her shadow. Six more weeks of Frappuccinos.

  13. Sin

    I don’t see a Taco Bell over there.

  14. cc

    Her real name is Marjorie isn’t it?

  15. journalschism

    Britney Spears and Glenn Beck find solace in their mutual batshit insanity in New York City (August 6, 2011)

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