1. Shouldn’t he be in Cleveland? Or dead?

  2. Deacon Jones

    Failing on so many levels, he wins.

  3. TomFrank

    “Nobody looks cool on a Vespa. You can only look gay, or fat.” – McFeely Smackup

  4. McFeely Smackup finally makes his Superficial debut.

  5. Cock Dr

    Thought it was Gary Busey for a second.
    Thank god, thank god. Gary Busey is NOT repeat NOT riding a motorbike. That’s someone else; resume your pedestrian activities.

  6. HolyGeeze

    You know the world is ending soon when Drew Carey is thinner than both Haley Joel Osmond and Britney Spears.

  7. sexyman48

    “I’m going to the store, yay!”

  8. So, it was Letterman in a fat suit all this time?

  9. Was he really funny, or were we all just super high?

  10. DS

    the price is WRONG, biatch!

  11. “Hi, my name is Nolan and this is my big boy bike!”

  12. cc

    The new spokesmen for ‘the ravages of time’.

  13. tlmck

    Jerry Van Dyke has lost weight!

  14. vlad

    Scooter Derp

  15. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Today’s my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want. “

  16. They did a good job photoshopping the strings out.

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