“What the hell do you mean I transferred gay genes to our son????”"
Ha! We saw the same thing!
“Look, I told you not to show our son Spiderman 3. Even so, I seriously doubt that musical number would turn him gay.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to look like Kiedis. We TALKED about this.” The daughter is rightfully mortified. The son is rightfully cracking up.
Family trip to Mordor?
why am i with you? youre not even hot, and im rich.
Wait, WAIT…aren’t these people millionaires? Why are they dressing like they shop at The Salvation Army? Is that supposed to be some sort of camouflage? And why does the little girl have her dress slipped off one shoulder? Pervy much? Little dude about to grab his crotch…this entire picture is what’s wrong with Hollywood. AmIright?
Dude… I’m old AND a foreigner, and even I know a hipster when I see one. Or four.
And for the win…
man, it is obvious you never owned or never even saw some quality stuff. that is typical pseudo hipster FAKE dressing down. it means they pretend to be simple and clean… while spending 1thousand for trousers + a pair of socks.
That’s the scruffiest bunch of pixies I’ve ever seen.
How long has he been married to Nicole Richie?!?
No, that’s Laura Veirs.
This is the wieneriest looking family I’ve ever seen.
How the hell did he find 4 people shorter than him?
My God he looks like high maintenance. I can just feel the love she has for him through that contemplating his long, torturous death gaze.
It’s like watching the inner child go through all the stages of dying, in one photo: happy, sad, resigned, angry. Ta da!
“And that’s why the restaurant fired me.”
Tobey Maguire’s son cracks up every time his dad starts an argument with the line: “I’m the man of the house, and I say…”
Unfortunately his daughter does not see any humor in the situation and has already started cutting herself.
Why did he steal Dinklage’s legs?
The kid on the right just noticed Ian McKellen rolling by in a cart, shooting off fireworks.
“I drive a Dodge Stratus!”
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Tobey Maguire and his family in Brentwood. (August 7, 2011)