The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.6.12
Kim Kardashian in Santa Monica. (August 4, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.6.12
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Kim Kardashian in Santa Monica. (August 4, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I bet she farts at frequencies that are lower than the human ear can detect.
Twin butts! With Kelly Brook’s they would have been triplets!!
I like big ass women, but she’s into lard ass territory. (mooo!)
I know what you are saying, women with large hips, like Jessica Biel, J Love Hewitt, Alexis Bledel…
Not bovines…
Her Butt jumped the shark into ‘Sloppy’ territory
I consider this full on dumpy territory.
If you can see your ass without using a mirror or moving your head you MIGHT have a fat ass.
Or to quote Mos Def’s Ms. Fat Booty, the “ass so fat you can see it from the front” syndrome
With an ass that large you’d think she’d have epic camel toe.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moo
Does she need a limo and concierge for each cheek?
Kanye wore them better
just think about…she sits on Kayne West’s fugly chipmunk face with that fat, ugly, wrinkley, cellulite infested, smelly ass. i don’t know how this cow and her disgusting family ever became famous? the world is really fucked up for this bitch to be rich and famous.
That’s no moon…
That thing is so dense its got its own gravitational pull.
and gravity always wins.
Authority always wins.
It’s like one of those clown house mirrors, only this time, gravity is causing the bending.
Got damn this is awful.
No comment.
MOO
MOO
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Ass so big it’s staring at itself in the mirror and thinking “Damn I’m fat!”
EWwww, that really is NOT attractive!! …No!
Holy crap there’s a whole lot of all sorts of ass going on there…
Things were going along just fine today, and then I saw that! Now it’s going to be a four bottle night, just to get that out of my mind.
Five bottles…..
holy crap, she crapped herself
And Kanye spends all day thinking about motorboating that ass crack…
As long as he doesn’t write a song about it, I am okay with that.
Or about borrowing her pants.
Coming to theaters this August, it’s “Cellulite 3D: Back for Black”
Didn’t NASA just land a rover on this thing?
Moooooo muthaf*cka mooooooooo!
Fucking gross.
Yoga pants make most asses look great, not hers.
Strap it back down before it gets away !
Kanye’s dick must be a foot and a half long to get past that thing, or he uses a jackpost to keep the cheeks spread. Likely both.
I’m pretty sure HE is the catcher in this relationship.
Funhouse nightmare.
Yuck.
Jesus.
MOOOOOOOO.
Ah yes….never a good sign when your ass swallows your pants.
Too bad she didn’t photoshop that huge crater out of her left cheek. I knew there had to be something lumpy on that fat ass! She thinks she can fool us with that smooth photoshopped skin, she missed this one!
I swear to god it looks like a horse standing on its back legs! and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This totally explains Brigitte Neilson’s actions in the park now.
You think with all that money she could fix that shit. Why does she need to flaunt it? It looks like a black garbage bag full of cottage cheese! ;)
Yahh! Very original… I see what you did there.
Her ass looks as though it can’t stand to look at itself in the mirror.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I guess this is why Jennifer Love Hewitt cropped her picture. If only the Kardashians would be so courteous.
Too much pants, not enough yoga.
Warning! Even looking at the mirror reflection of her ass can turn you to stone!
are those extensions showing on her head? and it looks like a diaper full of poo.
i wanna stick my head in that ass
Normally you replace a mirror when it has such a huge crack in it.
Even her tights have cottage cheese!
Not flattering. Looks like her Chewbacca-esque sister from behind. Tighten it up, Kim.
That’s no moon…
I think KK’s ass looks delicious.
some people find cottage cheese quite delicious too…
I don’t eat the stuff myself. But I do find KK’s ass to be sexy. Lots of guys do; they just don’t seem to frequent The Superficial.
Does her mental projection of her butt still look like that in the Matrix?