Generic Microphone Cock Joke Here.
He’s even fondling the balls as well.
Channeling Kim K
This is what Casper Smart is REALLY thinking about…
Dry heaves. It’s not easy keeping his weight at 94 pounds.
It’s really hard to tell the difference from when he’s singing and when he’s eating souls…
He acts like he’s never been squirted in the face before.
You’re a squirter too? I knew I made a good choice in picking my wife.
No no and no.
No? Well, I’ll take you just the way you are.
but we all know otherwise…
He sure is one fugly skinny dude! and sadly his little girl looks just like him
Post steroids Lou Ferrigno SMASH!
This is what a man looks like when he’s caught in his zipper.
Oh shit run, It’s gonna eat someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys! Guys! Why are you not seeing that the microphone represents a black cock and his open mouth represents his latent desire to touch his tonsils with it.
Is this a charity show or do people actually pay money to go see him?
He’s actually a pretty damn good singer.
Opposite of “Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
He just found out how much money JLo is making.
“Aghh! Right in the eye AGAIN?!?”
Pretty sure this pic has been photoshopped if you know what I mean.
How this pic doesn’t have a 1,000 comments, I’ll never know.
Jerry Seinfeld worships Superman, but blows the Invisible Man? Kooky.
A man who’s been close to JLo’s ass has a lot to process.
His mic trick is good, but no match for Winona Ryder’s ping pong ball trick, if you ask me.
“Well, I have a microphone, and you don’t,
SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!”
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