superficial

  1. Generic Microphone Cock Joke Here.

  2. This is what Casper Smart is REALLY thinking about…

  3. Dry heaves. It’s not easy keeping his weight at 94 pounds.

  4. Johnny P!

    It’s really hard to tell the difference from when he’s singing and when he’s eating souls…

  5. kimmykimkim

    He acts like he’s never been squirted in the face before.

  6. Lala

    He sure is one fugly skinny dude! and sadly his little girl looks just like him

  7. it had to be said

    Post steroids Lou Ferrigno SMASH!

  8. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    This is what a man looks like when he’s caught in his zipper.

  9. Crissy

    Oh shit run, It’s gonna eat someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Guys! Guys! Why are you not seeing that the microphone represents a black cock and his open mouth represents his latent desire to touch his tonsils with it.

  11. Urvag

    Is this a charity show or do people actually pay money to go see him?

  12. goodlord

    Opposite of “Speak softly and carry a big stick.”

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    He just found out how much money JLo is making.

  14. Raoul

    “Aghh! Right in the eye AGAIN?!?”

  15. JR

    Pretty sure this pic has been photoshopped if you know what I mean.

  16. journalschism

    How this pic doesn’t have a 1,000 comments, I’ll never know.

  17. nando

    Jerry Seinfeld worships Superman, but blows the Invisible Man? Kooky.

  18. MZ/X

    A man who’s been close to JLo’s ass has a lot to process.

  19. EricLr

    His mic trick is good, but no match for Winona Ryder’s ping pong ball trick, if you ask me.

  20. MisterSuccint

    “Well, I have a microphone, and you don’t,
    SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!”

  21. Crissy

    With a face like that, EVERY comment I’ve read, made me laugh like a maniac!!!

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