Please let that be the chihuahua’s tongue.

She gets a pass, she’s awesome.

I never seen someone French kiss a dog before.

That’s one way to clean your dentures, I suppose…

A dog and a pensioner fighting over a slice of salami. You had your chance Obama!

Rich people don’t use Kleenex.

I had heard about the banned Golden Girls episodes, but I never had any real reason to believe the rumors…until now.

yo quiero sabor de la muerte

When did they start using Chihuahuas as cadaver dogs?

I bet that poor thing has to clean out her vagina too, at her age you’ll need a bit of help to get between the flaps.

well at her age that is the reincarnation of her first husband.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Peanut butter flavored Effordent is pretty hard to resist.

This is how I imagine any kiss from Betty White to be like.

Dog: “Quiero Taco Viejo”

I like her but she’s officially off my “to do” list.

Didn’t anyone remind the dog that’s the same tongue she licks her ass with?

Yo quiero mercy killing.