superficial

  1. Tati

    She only eats ice cream when there’s an ambulance nearby to pump her stomach shortly thereafter.

  2. alex

    still? ugh. please just disappear already. yuck. hate her face. hate her bod. Hate her personality.

  3. Someone should call the coroner.

  4. Cock Dr

    Yup, that’s what middle America wears when they pop down to the ice cream parlor for a cone….stilts and a set of blue satin placemats.

  5. Johnny P!

    Ice cream man: “We got a new flavor in: Pussy”.
    Janice: “Ooh! haven’t tasted that in a while… I’ll take one!”
    *** later ***
    Janice: “This pussy ice cream you sold me tastes like ass!”
    Ice cream man: “Try taking shorter licks…”

  6. kimmykimkim

    Doesn’t this bitch ever just stay her ass at the house?

  7. Lala

    snack time at Tiffany’s?

  8. it had to be said

    You know, the ice cream cone wasn’t popularized in the U.S. until 1904. Janice was 14 then.

  9. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Like I said, exhumation is always a bad idea. Will no one listen? Fine, fine, learn the hard way, see if I care.

    I’ll be at the bar.

  10. diego

    Fun Fact: Janice’s tits are melting faster than her ice cream

  11. CranAppleSnapple

    Photoboy! That was uncalled for. I haven’t even had brekky yet.

  12. They make meth flavored ice cream?

  13. After seeing the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, I can never see chocolate ice cream the same way again.

  14. tlmck

    The ice cream cone just threw up.

  15. tidbit

    Please direct her toward the tile at Chateau Marmont.

  16. Blech

    I hate chocolate ice-cream now…

  17. She’s like a dust storm in heels.

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