She only eats ice cream when there’s an ambulance nearby to pump her stomach shortly thereafter.
still? ugh. please just disappear already. yuck. hate her face. hate her bod. Hate her personality.
Someone should call the coroner.
No! she would just feed on the other corpses and only grow stronger
Yup, that’s what middle America wears when they pop down to the ice cream parlor for a cone….stilts and a set of blue satin placemats.
Ice cream man: “We got a new flavor in: Pussy”.
Janice: “Ooh! haven’t tasted that in a while… I’ll take one!”
*** later ***
Janice: “This pussy ice cream you sold me tastes like ass!”
Ice cream man: “Try taking shorter licks…”
Doesn’t this bitch ever just stay her ass at the house?
snack time at Tiffany’s?
You know, the ice cream cone wasn’t popularized in the U.S. until 1904. Janice was 14 then.
Like I said, exhumation is always a bad idea. Will no one listen? Fine, fine, learn the hard way, see if I care.
I’ll be at the bar.
Fun Fact: Janice’s tits are melting faster than her ice cream
Photoboy! That was uncalled for. I haven’t even had brekky yet.
They make meth flavored ice cream?
After seeing the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, I can never see chocolate ice cream the same way again.
The ice cream cone just threw up.
Please direct her toward the tile at Chateau Marmont.
I hate chocolate ice-cream now…
She’s like a dust storm in heels.
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