superficial

  1. Lupe Ontiveros?

    Was she their housekeeper?

  2. Bigalkie

    What a class act. Nice shoes asshole. Perfect funeral attire.

  3. Johnny P!

    She’s gone to pay her respects.
    He’s there for the free chalupas.

  4. I see he drove his Camry.

  5. ‘Kiss me, just once…for Lupe.’

  6. Fez just want to touch her boobs!

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Wait, how old are you again? 37?!! Mierda…um sorry Eva, your kind of too old for me. Hey did Selena Gomez come to the funeral? Ay ay ay!

  8. Lala

    are those her spanks all bunched up, up above her waist??

  9. it had to be said

    Wilmer, don’t beg. Have a little self-respect.

  10. Robert

    For chrissakes, don’t take pictures of people at funerals.

  11. Neo

    “I keep clicking, but Eva’s vagina wont open. Huh? What? Someone died?”

  12. vgrly

    Is she preggers?

  13. Pant leg tucked half-in, half-out of your dressy funeral cowboy boots? Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you GQ’s man of the year 2012.

  14. Angela Simmons

    she does have the body of a little boy

  15. EricLr

    By the way, do you happen to know directions to the nearest high school?

  16. catapostrophe

    “They wouldn’t let me in because of my asshole shoes!”

  17. Raaaaaaaa

    but why is she wearing the chiselled torso from the bat suit??

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