1. hollyhood

    she has an iphone on silent crammed in her lady-parts and she keeps calling herself. what a class act.

  2. Cock Dr

    She just doesn’t understand that Leo won’t be returning those phone calls. He’s been there and he’s done that.

  3. sofa king

    incontinence is a bitch

  4. anonymous

    Pretending to make a call but actually farting….been there….done that.

  5. Things must be going right she’s giving us her oh face

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Ok, Ryan Reynolds, stop hiding, we know you have your dick in her ass. Bastard.

  7. jerseygirl71

    Helloo? Butterface International? I’m calling about the spokeswhore position.

  8. Hmm… I wondered why I had 37 missed calls today.

  9. vgrly

    Kristen Stewart does it better.

  10. lily

    looks old and washed out

  11. LadyLynna

    “Mmm, yeah, that’s hot. What else did The Superficial Writer say he’d like to do to me?”

  12. Swearin

    “You got the lead in another movie, Ryan? That’s great! Tell me how much it pays…ohhhhhhh, yeeeeah. Tell me again…”

  13. MZ/X

    OK, Ryan but I’m telling you for the last time! I want you to take it out. Hold it in your hands. Now slide it in… slowly. Can you feel the heat? Wait, slowly. That’s it! DING!!! There, your poptarts are ready.

  14. EricLr

    And the results of this week’s VD test is….wait for it…..

  15. tlmck

    She’s listening to Siri tell her how special she is.

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