she has an iphone on silent crammed in her lady-parts and she keeps calling herself. what a class act.
If I have a girlfriend before the year is out, you’ve just given me an idea what to get her for Xmas.
She just doesn’t understand that Leo won’t be returning those phone calls. He’s been there and he’s done that.
incontinence is a bitch
Pretending to make a call but actually farting….been there….done that.
Things must be going right she’s giving us her oh face
Ok, Ryan Reynolds, stop hiding, we know you have your dick in her ass. Bastard.
Helloo? Butterface International? I’m calling about the spokeswhore position.
Hmm… I wondered why I had 37 missed calls today.
Kristen Stewart does it better.
looks old and washed out
“Mmm, yeah, that’s hot. What else did The Superficial Writer say he’d like to do to me?”
“You got the lead in another movie, Ryan? That’s great! Tell me how much it pays…ohhhhhhh, yeeeeah. Tell me again…”
OK, Ryan but I’m telling you for the last time! I want you to take it out. Hold it in your hands. Now slide it in… slowly. Can you feel the heat? Wait, slowly. That’s it! DING!!! There, your poptarts are ready.
And the results of this week’s VD test is….wait for it…..
She’s listening to Siri tell her how special she is.
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Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York City. (August 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN