Using my newly installd scratch and sniff app. on this picture, I detect either fried chicken or placenta. If it’s chicken I’ll take crispy. If it’s placenta, make it regular. Oh, and a medium root beer.

Horizontal stripes make her look fat.

even in womens’ wear, she’s still gianormous!

After getting fired from Hollywood, a very pregnant Reese Witherspoon was last spotted trying to hawk autogfraphed Starbucks drinks to drivers on the interstate.

She’s so big you can’t even tell she has a huge chin anymore.

Her water broke while she was at Starbucks. Embarrassment was averted when they tossed her an empty cup.

The stripes make it look like a topographic map.

Is this woman always pregnant?

Is robert pattinson hiding in there?

She is going to be peeing……A LOT!

Forever pregnant.

Still has the great chin – it’s a lot more flattering now that she’s pregnant, giving her face much-needed definition, compared to the largesse that comes below.

I applaud the assistant who can make their pregnant boss make the coffee run.

Thats alllota swamp gas

Just think, we have only three more months of daily updates on this gut.

If you look really close, you can see that the baby already has her chin.

Looks hot pregnant

Reese Witherspoon and everyone else’s. Legally fat.

She looks like Jessica Simpson 8 months after giving birth. I guess that bodes well for Reese, since there’s actually a baby in there.

That whole paparazzi malarkey has gotten ridiculously easy… You snap pics of random people, and sell them off as famous celebs; sweet!!

I think I know where Kate hid those Gosselin kids.