The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.6.12
Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. (August 3, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.6.12
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Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. (August 3, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
When I said your balls taste like shit I wasn’t being critical, I was just saying maybe you should wash your balls, dude.
What a midge
Woke up quick, at about noon,
Just thought that I had to get a latte’ soon.
I gotta get pumped before the day begins,
By this big ole dude who’s ‘just a friend’…
That must have Easy E rolling in his grave
Really? Not one AIDS joke?
Gimme a minute, I just got here.
Actually, I got nothing. The guy just nailed a lot of dirty chicks… not much to make fun of there.
I’m thinking the big one is the pitcher.
“They don’t understand. We from the streets!”
“Word.”
“No, it’s shuffle ball change, step, pivot. Let’s try it again.”
is he gay? not that there’s anything wrong with that, um actually….
Capri pants on a man equals gay. No exceptions.
Straight outa Compton and onto some dumpy white kid’s shirt.
I would pay money to watch that kid try and take three steps anywhere in Compton wearing that shirt.
This is pretty much what a prison marriage looks like
Boat shoes and polo shirt – the international uniform of the douchebag.
“I don’t know why he was so mad. I spit on it first, you know?”
Straight outta Glendale, son!
(sigh) White people…
“Audrey Hepburn looked divine in pedal pushers so I thought why can’t I?”