1. Sven Golly

    When I said your balls taste like shit I wasn’t being critical, I was just saying maybe you should wash your balls, dude.

  2. Bigalkie

    What a midge

  3. Woke up quick, at about noon,
    Just thought that I had to get a latte’ soon.
    I gotta get pumped before the day begins,
    By this big ole dude who’s ‘just a friend’…

  4. justin

    That must have Easy E rolling in his grave

  5. Cock Dr

    I’m thinking the big one is the pitcher.

  6. The Pope

    “They don’t understand. We from the streets!”


  7. “No, it’s shuffle ball change, step, pivot. Let’s try it again.”

  8. Lala

    is he gay? not that there’s anything wrong with that, um actually….

  9. RobN

    Capri pants on a man equals gay. No exceptions.

  10. Straight outa Compton and onto some dumpy white kid’s shirt.

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    This is pretty much what a prison marriage looks like

  12. Pine Table Fever

    Boat shoes and polo shirt – the international uniform of the douchebag.

  13. LadyLynna

    “I don’t know why he was so mad. I spit on it first, you know?”

  14. EricLr

    Straight outta Glendale, son!

  15. Hugh Jazz

    (sigh) White people…

  16. “Audrey Hepburn looked divine in pedal pushers so I thought why can’t I?”

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