superficial

  1. She enrolled in Creative Cropping 101, I see.

  2. For Pete’s sake, show them already.

  3. Matt Lauer

    Is that a hairy navel or just really dirty? (sexy as hell either way)

  4. Doesn’t look like there’s much there to Love.

  5. unknown guy

    where are dem tits?

  6. alex

    Agreed sparkymcgee! This might be the best photo she’s ever taken…

  7. tom

    Sigh, whore needing attention again.

  8. kimmykimkim

    She’s got some shit on her belly button.

  9. This isn’t Instagram. This was actually taken in 1982.

  10. 1979 was a good year for Jennifer… and Polaroid.

  11. Happy_Evil_Dude

    She cropped off her face. Unfortunately she also seems to have deflated her boobs.

  12. Bonky

    I remember her before she started the Miley Cyrus Diet.

  13. MrG

    Everyone’s talking about the Mars rover, but making JLH’s boobs look smaller is a true marvel of science!

  14. it had to be said

    Tits or GTFO.

  15. You guys are right. This is a really bad crop. I mean, where are the engagement rings?

    • Kojak

      I don’t understand, she has to be a pain in the ass, because there is no logic in this all-natural GODDESS don’t have a husbund, even a dumb unattractive looser like the guys she date!
      This is a woman for having sex 14 times a week…

  16. Shit just got real, people.

  17. Emma Watson's Vagina

    after the cropping she left the best parts for viewing.

  18. LOVER

    She’s gorgeous and a very nice person. Love her.

  19. Joe

    Desperate. The New Fragrance from JLove.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    I watched “The Client List” on Lifetime because of those. Fool me once…

  21. A pearl necklace would go well with that outfit.

  22. MILF

    Two out of her only three useful parts, though that belly button does look deep…

  23. lily

    NEXT. shes too old to be posting “selfies” not to mention you cant see anything….aka her body is nothing great.

  24. SSHGuru

    She clearly used material from her boobs to increase the size of her massive lower lip.

  25. LadyLynna

    Not pictured: Three engagement rings, cellulite.

  26. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Can women over 30 please stop with the pigtails?

  27. Jennifer,
    Leave that Hollywood shit behind. All those people think you’re fat. Move to Raleigh. I’ll take one of those rings. I’ll worship that body and I promise to pleasure you for 3 furious/glorious minutes a day.
    Uncle Phil

  28. xxaa

    What an attention whore… Funny how she cropped out her face to show the “pouty agape mouth” but it just looks weird.
    Fishing for compliments!!!

  29. EricLr

    And all this can be yours for the small price of a $2 million Tiffany engagement ring and a $5 million wedding! Act now and we’ll throw in the crazy, insecure, narcissistic, moody bitch they’re attached to!! Time and eggs are running out, so call now!!

  30. So I guess this means she’s desperate now.

  31. Gary Grant

    I think I’ll have a fuzzy navel with a side of funbags.

  32. tlmck

    The bitch is notoriously frugal, but you think she would throw in an extra $50 for a higher res cell phone camera.

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