1. sincere effort to appear human, i’ll give her that.

  2. No matter how hard her assistants try, a reflection can pop up at any moment…

  3. “Did I turn off the oven when I left the house?”

  4. Thank God her hair is hiding the “ON” switch.

  5. joe

    That sudden realization that you’re a no-talent hack whose fame is built solely on shock and fake tits.

  6. Batu Khan

    Just look at the cleavage and everything will be fine.

  7. One word: “Friz-Ease”

  8. anonymous

    Stupid Ho?

  9. They call this hairdo the “Mumford” because of the fake roots.

  10. seen here contemplating changing her name to “Horny the Clown”

  11. I think she’s beautiful and I totally would get in that ass, but her mind is seriously twisted. I think she might stab me in my sleep. What the fuck, it’d be worth it.

  12. That’s the face she makes when pooping a new projectile into her hand. Get ready to duck!

  13. This is the best I have ever seen her. She needs to lay off the makeup more often.

  14. Jentilly

    Wait, what do you mean I’m not white??

  15. JungleRed

    On a completely unrelated note, I’m craving fusili for dinner.

  16. She looks pretty good here. I have no idea why she thinks she needs to look like a clown most of the time.

  17. “No one is paying attention to me!…WHY ISN’T ANYBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?!!

  18. AWOL

    Don’t worry Nicki, we are also confused as to why you are famous.

  19. Mrs. Potato Head?

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