I bet he’s never dated someone who had to constantly remind herself to breathe before.
I think the fat hanging out over the boot says it all too well.
There are so many muffin tops going on here I can’t count them.
How very 90s LA.
Pretty Woman she isn’t but she’s dressed for the part.
Pretty sure she left out underwear…
Stuffed sausage. What was also omitted was that they just came from church. Yes, she wore this street walker outfit to church.
Honey. You are supposed to brush your hair AFTER sex.
If her clothes and boots were any tighter she’s be at risk for gangrene.
everything is a half size too small, including her active brainwaves.
It’s like a Mormon couple on their honeymoon.
she’s so empty inside….she could use my tongue in there, preferably inserted thru her butthole.
Poor thing, all the rag mag’s were touting how skinny she was a couple months ago….guess it was just airbrushing and now spans. He looks like a young jason tradwell
After he teaches Britney how to cross the street, she can teach it to her kids.
“Britney, if you won’t wear a bra, would you at least wear this skirt that props your breasts up?”
“Kin I wear mah tall boots, too?”
I bet her thigh smells like a brand new Nerf football.
Aw poor Britney
too toight clothes, uncombed hair, brainless boyfriend, ooh ooh!! PREGNANT! just ask Fish.
*tight. unlike her vag.
You’re probably right. I’d like to lick and bang Britney’s asshole though.
I haven’t missed those cool kids from Dawson’s Creek, or their hip threads as much as I thought. Except Pacey..Pacey is always welcome with or without his threads.
Her knees have muffin tops? Brutal.
I think he’s taking her to Corey Feldman.
omg you have so much money! get a stylist!
why… why does she always dress like she buys her shit from the walmart sale bin???
The resemblance to a Malaysian tapir is uncanny:
I smell c-r-a-z-y … again.
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David Lucado and Britney Spears in Thousand Oaks, CA. (August 4, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN