1. That’s not a dance step. This is how they brought him on stage, how he performed the entire show, and how they dragged him back out.

  2. Heavens to murgatroyd! Exit, stage right, to the water closet!

  3. “Iiiiif you want my body, aaand you think I’m sexy….”

  4. when rocknroll is to old to rebel you get what you paid for.

  5. Alone in your bed at night, hernia.
    It’s half past midnight, hernia.
    As you turn out your sidelight, hernia.
    Something ain’t right, hernia.

  6. queef sister

    One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

  7. He performed Twist and Shout which was followed by I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

  8. I think his feet would be perfect for Jonah Hill’s hands.

  9. Do you want a broken hip? Because that’s how you break a hip

  10. donkeylicks

    If you think I’m old and dying.
    If you want my money.
    Come on legal teenagers, let me know.

  11. Vlad

    No one had the heart to tell him he grabbed the Shake Weight instead of the microphone.

  12. Spray Wash Him

    He’s starting to look like a real Bozo now, clothes, hair and all.

  13. Blob

    Wellp: now that Elaine Stritch has left us, somebody has to step up.

  14. “Heeyyy…everyone take a close look around. His rubber nose seems to have fallen off somewhere.”

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