“Dude, look at the mass grave of models I have… I mean seriously, just take your pick. None of them will mind that spiderman stuff…”
Topher, you rock!!
No way! When I don’t shower for a week Tobey Maguire falls out of my armpits too!
Even Leo thinks this guy is a huge douche.
“I told you Australia has the bomb nugs.”
“I can’t feel my hair…”
“OK, me in Pleasantville and you in Titanic…picture it….picture it….”
The Great Fatsby.
dude, smelling my pit is part of your job description . do you want to go back to hojos?
Unless they’re contemplating a 30 foot jump into a river, this is a gay photo.
Please don’t give them any more remake ideas.
The Pussy Posse rides again.
Who are these people?
have you watched a movie in the last 15 years?
Brokeback Mountain II
“Well, what do you think? Should we try it again except with you being the girl and me being the boy?”
Toby….I’m having a birthday party, but you’re not invited, but you can come if you want.
Smell this and tell me it doesn’t remind you of Johnny Depp.
Why are these guys standing in the bushes? The only possible answers are they’re getting blowjobs from other guys or they’re looking at a children’s playground. I honestly believe either is possible.
“heh heh it DOES smell like team spirit!”
“Are we really gonna let Casey Affleck hang out with us if he climbs up here?”
“Fuck no! I just wanted to see if he would do it.”
Does anyone else look at this and see Hitler and Benicio del Toro?
Just leaving an all night poker game.
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Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney, Australia. (August 27, 2011)