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Madonna?
More like Lou Reed.
Iggy Pop.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“What I like to do is turn my hat around… and it’s like a switch… I feel like… like a truck…”
Ha! Maybe she’s on Sly’s HGH.
Faces of Ketamine
Yeah go with that look,
“Hi Mike! Thanks for stopping by on such a short notice.
Yeah, my Photoshop ‘Diffused Glow’ filter’s on the fritz again…”
Sarah Jessica Parker: now offering handjobs at 4000 rpm.
Holy Madonna-Arms, Batman!
Someone photoshopped Madonna’s arms onto a horse.
HAHAHAHAHA! Well done!
LOOOOOOOOOOL
“And the trainers are coaxing Sunday Silence into the stall with a new Prada bag………she’s in……..and we’re off here in the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby…………”
Yes! Now Madonna and Cameron Diaz will like me!
You know what this means. Madonna, Cameron Diaz, and SJP are actually just one person with an interchangeable head.
If I was the Madonna or Diaz head, I would put that SJP head in somebody’s bed as a joke.
perfect!
Still horsie Fugly!!
Standard challenge : Start drinking and keep drinking until this looks good
OMG, my poor fucking liver!
lol, seriously, exactly my thought!
JACK DANIELS DOESN’T MAKE ENOUGH WHISKEY TO MAKE THAT LOOK GOOD!!!!!
Dee Snider!
At Long Last – Iggy Pop Returns
“You’re so vein.” Okay, how do you get the musical notes???
What can you even say at this point? She’s basically a walking punchline of hideous.
OMG she has become Madonna!
Am I the only one who thinks Quaker Oats should have got SJP to replace Wilford Brimley?
I think I’d rather fuck Wilford Brimley.
Back of the line, Mister.
does she have the diabeetus too?
Finally LeAnn put a shirt on to cover those things.
:neigh:
Sometimes two bags just aren’t enough.
She’s nothing but silicone and bone.
Every herion addict just started drooling.
Is she in the new Resident Evil movie?
So we had a picture of Vanessa Hudgens looking pretty fuckin’ tasty. Then we had Miranda Kerr, lookin’ good enough to eat with a spoon. And now we have SJP. Thank God. Something got that four-hour boner to go away.
Is she dating A Rod also?
So when did Gary Busey loose so much weight?
Remember her fine ass gap in LA Story? What the fuck happened.
it’s Madonna’s/Cameron Diaz’s/Lean Rimes arms and Flicka/Seabiscuit/National Velvet’s head ALL IN ONE
I think I’d rather bang the dude pretending to be Taylor Dane.
Q. What’s the difference between the Sex & the City movie and Sea Biscuit?
A. In Seabiscuit, each horse only had one rider.
Dee Snyder with tits?
“Derek Jeter, here I come!”
Madonna’s long lost twin!
Michael Bolton on his way to the studio to lay down some new tracks.
Western saddle or English?
A horse walks up to a Toyota Venza…the driver asks, “Why the long face?”
Ugh. Bulging arm veins are SO last season.