1. it had to be said


  2. King

    “What I like to do is turn my hat around… and it’s like a switch… I feel like… like a truck…”

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Faces of Ketamine

  4. Ismoss

    Yeah go with that look,

  5. Johnny P!

    “Hi Mike! Thanks for stopping by on such a short notice.
    Yeah, my Photoshop ‘Diffused Glow’ filter’s on the fritz again…”

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker: now offering handjobs at 4000 rpm.

  7. Holy Madonna-Arms, Batman!

  8. SSHGuru

    Someone photoshopped Madonna’s arms onto a horse.

  9. TyroneBiggums

    “And the trainers are coaxing Sunday Silence into the stall with a new Prada bag………she’s in……..and we’re off here in the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby…………”

  10. j/k

    Yes! Now Madonna and Cameron Diaz will like me!

  11. You know what this means. Madonna, Cameron Diaz, and SJP are actually just one person with an interchangeable head.

  12. Squishy

    Still horsie Fugly!!

  13. Tyrone Davis

    Standard challenge : Start drinking and keep drinking until this looks good

  14. whitey

    Dee Snider!

  15. Coyote

    At Long Last – Iggy Pop Returns

  16. “You’re so vein.” Okay, how do you get the musical notes???

  17. Dan

    What can you even say at this point? She’s basically a walking punchline of hideous.

  18. Mickey0123

    OMG she has become Madonna!

  19. Clown Shoes

    Am I the only one who thinks Quaker Oats should have got SJP to replace Wilford Brimley?

  20. Buddy the Elf

    Finally LeAnn put a shirt on to cover those things.

  21. Ego, the living planet


  22. Sometimes two bags just aren’t enough.

  23. She’s nothing but silicone and bone.

  24. Soupofdefish

    Every herion addict just started drooling.

  25. Arzach

    Is she in the new Resident Evil movie?

  26. So we had a picture of Vanessa Hudgens looking pretty fuckin’ tasty. Then we had Miranda Kerr, lookin’ good enough to eat with a spoon. And now we have SJP. Thank God. Something got that four-hour boner to go away.

  27. Venom

    Is she dating A Rod also?

  28. sc4play

    So when did Gary Busey loose so much weight?

  29. terry

    Remember her fine ass gap in LA Story? What the fuck happened.

  30. erstfykdhjnv

    it’s Madonna’s/Cameron Diaz’s/Lean Rimes arms and Flicka/Seabiscuit/National Velvet’s head ALL IN ONE

  31. dontkillthemessenger

    I think I’d rather bang the dude pretending to be Taylor Dane.

  32. MILF

    Q. What’s the difference between the Sex & the City movie and Sea Biscuit?
    A. In Seabiscuit, each horse only had one rider.

  33. Chet

    Dee Snyder with tits?

  34. Raoul

    “Derek Jeter, here I come!”

  35. dontlooknow

    Madonna’s long lost twin!

  36. catapostrophe

    Michael Bolton on his way to the studio to lay down some new tracks.

  37. cc

    Western saddle or English?

  38. doogleberg

    A horse walks up to a Toyota Venza…the driver asks, “Why the long face?”

  39. Ugh. Bulging arm veins are SO last season.

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