Sarah Jessica Parker in New York City. (August 26, 2011)
More like Lou Reed.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“What I like to do is turn my hat around… and it’s like a switch… I feel like… like a truck…”
Ha! Maybe she’s on Sly’s HGH.
Faces of Ketamine
Yeah go with that look,
“Hi Mike! Thanks for stopping by on such a short notice.
Yeah, my Photoshop ‘Diffused Glow’ filter’s on the fritz again…”
Sarah Jessica Parker: now offering handjobs at 4000 rpm.
Holy Madonna-Arms, Batman!
Someone photoshopped Madonna’s arms onto a horse.
HAHAHAHAHA! Well done!
“And the trainers are coaxing Sunday Silence into the stall with a new Prada bag………she’s in……..and we’re off here in the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby…………”
Yes! Now Madonna and Cameron Diaz will like me!
You know what this means. Madonna, Cameron Diaz, and SJP are actually just one person with an interchangeable head.
If I was the Madonna or Diaz head, I would put that SJP head in somebody’s bed as a joke.
Still horsie Fugly!!
Standard challenge : Start drinking and keep drinking until this looks good
OMG, my poor fucking liver!
lol, seriously, exactly my thought!
JACK DANIELS DOESN’T MAKE ENOUGH WHISKEY TO MAKE THAT LOOK GOOD!!!!!
At Long Last – Iggy Pop Returns
“You’re so vein.” Okay, how do you get the musical notes???
What can you even say at this point? She’s basically a walking punchline of hideous.
OMG she has become Madonna!
Am I the only one who thinks Quaker Oats should have got SJP to replace Wilford Brimley?
I think I’d rather fuck Wilford Brimley.
Back of the line, Mister.
does she have the diabeetus too?
Finally LeAnn put a shirt on to cover those things.
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