Suri Cruise in New York City. (August 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
my daddy is a peter puffer
That gay midget should come out of the cupboard.
Man, between her and Sandra Bullock’s adopted kid I have never been so afraid of toddlers in my life…
I am the Suri, you will do as I command.
Nope. Nothing spoiled about that child.
She has Xenu’s eyes and daddy’s bat-shit crazy.
“Will you give me that puppy, or should I wish you into the corn field?”
Best Twilight Zone ever. Amazed that so many people liked this comment. Not that it’s not funny, that others actually remember/get it ;-)
When are Google going to stop pretending the cars are theirs?
Suri is not impressed.
“My daddy is a short weirdo.”
I bet her babysitter just hung herself.
“Same thing we do every day, Daddy – Try to take over the world!”
– Suri Cruise to her dad, Tom (Church of Scientology codename : Pinky)
Only Suri Cruise can make a cartoon ducky print dress look BADASS!
Oh, Daddy…Why are you thinking “A brick wall… a brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… a brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… a brick wall… brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… It’s almost half past eight… brick wall… only a few seconds more… brick wall… brick wall… brick wall… nearly over… a brick wall…
Jesus, the Damian jokes just write themselves with this one.
Once her firestarter powers kick in, I’m staying at least two states away from that thing
Seldom do kids creep the hell out of me but that kid is scary.
Firing off a round of mind bullets.
She looks exactly like a young version of her mother. She needs to stay away from her father’s batshit crazy.
Sorry daddy, not even mommy could pull of those heels
Prode Corpus Suri
Ave, Ave! Versus Christus!
All your base are belong to us
She’s a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
That is the cutest “Bitch Please!” face I have ever seen.
She is freaking adorable. And she seems smart as hell.
I’d be proud to raise her.
Woodchips, they should have given me something harder.
It’s like a Cabbage Patch McKayla Maroney.
Suri just won a silver medal in finger painting.
Carl Orff’s “O Fortuna” in Carmina Burana…
Suri is not impressed
Your mother’s in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.
She have her mother’s nose.
That’s probably Tom’s subterfuge to scape of be convicted for human cloning…
Not sure if surious.
That’s kinda the expression Katie would make on Dawson’s Creek.
Not that I watched it.
This girl… is so stinkin’ cute :).
“Dimi, why did you leave me…???”
That is one creepy-looking kid.
$10,000 dress, but no one ever brushes that kid’s hair…
Xenu commands you to bring me another juice box.
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