my daddy is a peter puffer
That gay midget should come out of the cupboard.
Man, between her and Sandra Bullock’s adopted kid I have never been so afraid of toddlers in my life…
I am the Suri, you will do as I command.
Nope. Nothing spoiled about that child.
She has Xenu’s eyes and daddy’s bat-shit crazy.
“Will you give me that puppy, or should I wish you into the corn field?”
Best Twilight Zone ever. Amazed that so many people liked this comment. Not that it’s not funny, that others actually remember/get it ;-)
When are Google going to stop pretending the cars are theirs?
Suri is not impressed.
“My daddy is a short weirdo.”
I bet her babysitter just hung herself.
“Same thing we do every day, Daddy – Try to take over the world!”
– Suri Cruise to her dad, Tom (Church of Scientology codename : Pinky)
Only Suri Cruise can make a cartoon ducky print dress look BADASS!
Oh, Daddy…Why are you thinking “A brick wall… a brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… a brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… a brick wall… brick wall… I must think of a brick wall… It’s almost half past eight… brick wall… only a few seconds more… brick wall… brick wall… brick wall… nearly over… a brick wall…
Jesus, the Damian jokes just write themselves with this one.
Once her firestarter powers kick in, I’m staying at least two states away from that thing
Seldom do kids creep the hell out of me but that kid is scary.
Firing off a round of mind bullets.
She looks exactly like a young version of her mother. She needs to stay away from her father’s batshit crazy.
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