superficial

  1. The very moment that 6th sense hits.

  2. Wow, this is like catching Kim Kardashian at a men’s urinal…

  3. tlmck

    “Who me? I was not in that ice cream store.”

  4. In the little bags?

    Sticks of butter rolled in Nestle Nesquick.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Noo! Why would I want proof the jews are running IN Hollywood?

  6. userofalltrades

    I’m a Dodger too! A salad dodger.

  7. EricLr

    How is it that Jon Hamm can pull these clothes off, but Jonah Hill just looks like a slob in them?

  8. “God, I just love L.A. They actually have restaurants that serve only ice cream.”

  9. Inner Retard

    Police are still investigating an incident at a local ice cream shop where a disguised man walked in and yelled, If everyone cooperates this won’t take but a minute!… OK, maybe two, but not more than thirty. The man later escaped and is still considered large and hungry.

  10. Chris Farley reincarnated.

  11. Chaz Bono…Jonah Hill, separated at birth?

  12. mean_gurl

    Did he eat his cell?…what’s so small in those bags? Candy bars?

  13. Vladmir

    The bags are for the insulin; there’s never anything left to take home…

  14. How big does your head have to be to make aviators look that small? Every time I try them on I look like I’m a member of the Mini Pops.

  15. henry hill

    I like his dainty bags….nice touch.

  16. cookie

    Geez he’s gain so much weight…what happened to him?! And it’s kind of ironic that there’s in an ice cream store behind him!

  17. Bigalkie

    If the scripts get any shittier.. and if they follow the same logic.. This .. could be the next Jason Bourne.

  18. Buddy The Elf

    Wow he got fat fast.
    On a happy note it means his next movie will be funny.

  19. Jewbot

    Too easy.

  20. saavik001

    I think he ate Michael Cera…

  21. Swearin

    Paparazzi: “Jonah, hey Jonah! What flavor did you get?”
    Jonah: “Chocolate. I was trying to hit on the counter girl, but she kept giving me the – *flips sunglasses* – cold shoulder.”

    YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH-!

  22. Disproving Chuck Darwin’s theory of evolution, Jonah’s tiny mouth manages to deliver food to his stomach that a cake-hole three times it’s size would struggle with.

  23. Melanie Endsley

    Please get really fat again. Please!!!!

  24. Tidbit

    Holy FUCK!!
    Thought bubbles are now visible to the human eye!
    Well done, science.

  25. Tidbit

    Setting: West Hollywood.
    Cue Music: Willie Nelson’s “Always On My Mind”

  26. Bumbumbum

    His stylist suggested he dress more like John Hamm, but all that really soaked in was the part about ham.

  27. FattyMcGee

    So it’s safe to awesome that the rumours are true? Jonah Hill is indeed preggers?

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