superficial

  1. me

    they finally perfected the cardboard cutouts for when a celebrity invites makes no sense at all.

  2. That’s the weirdest lighting or photoshopping or something.

  3. Neo

    Aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

  4. Cock Dr

    PCRM is a good organization but you’d never know it from this goofy shot.

  5. Urvag

    For her sake I hope they serve food at this charity event.

  6. Inner Retard

    This looks like the first photo of an office porn shoot.

  7. Allison Wunderlan

    For a mere $25, you TOO can have your picture taken with vintage cardboard cutout of Alec Baldwin from 1995.

  8. Bigalkie

    What a sap.. He is an angry drunken Irishman.. Likely has The Irish Curse.. Google it.

  9. Ruby

    Loafers without socks = DISGUSTING. How this is a trend for rich white yuppies is beyond me. I thought they loooove to be clean.

  10. Wear this on your crotch, they said. And no-one will notice you dye your hair-plugs, they said.

  11. Mickey01232000

    Once again Alec Baldwin outkicks his coverage.

  12. “I used to use Burnished Peaches but it was a little too brassy. Now I’m going with Mellow Suntone. I think it works.”

  13. journalschism

    28 year old vagina will make you comb your hair like that.

  14. Continu

    If Demi had sex with any other guy but Bruce, this is probably what one of the daughters would look like

  15. ah no she deedn't

    I have to say the new marriage looks good on him :)

  16. squishy

    I’m just curious who the third glass was for….

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