Unfortunately got more of dad’s looks than mom’s.
true . but i would definitey do her over Rumor willis.
As long as we’re comparing, I’d do her over Rita Rusic, but that doesn’t make Alexa any better looking than she actually is.
Your move, Willis daughters.
Just remembered I have to clean my cooker
and this is why you never mix methamphetamines with cat tranq’s.
I can’t help it, my cat really loves speedballs.
She’s got big boobs. That’s enough for me to have her tickle my ivory.
She pretty. It’s just that people keep comparing her to her mother and that’s not fair. Her mom’s fucking Christie Brinkley.
Don. Seriously? If you put fake tits on a boar it doesn’t make it a “pretty girl”. She has the face of wombat.
This girl is very cute. Is she supermodel beautiful like her mother? No, of course not. She’s still an attractive person and hopefully has her shit together unlike her mother.
I bet something on her smells like a beer, and it isn’t the microphone.
You may be right.
I bet she’s a blast in the sack. Who needs astroglide, just rub your crank on her forehead!
I see what you did there…..
Nose job, whiten her teeth (or maybe caps?), a better hairdo (bangs maybe?)…THEN we’d be cookin’ with gas!
Christie Brinkley: “No, Honey. No hair dresser when you’re standing on the red carpet next to Mommy. It’s OK, Sweetie, you can do your own make up without a mirror. Now, let me help you put a little more shine on that nose. There we go. Now, let’s go out there and show ’em I’m not ashamed to pose my old bod next to my young daughter’s.”
Brilliant. First place for me, this comment.
I think she’s pretty. Kind of a high forehead and shiny face… but nice smile and figure and confidence. A natural person which is a refreshing change.
I guess if you’re used to the Tic-Tac teeth, though, you don’t see what I see.
Just put a bag over her head and then around the rest of her body. Then seal it in a level 5 biohazard container.
So she’s a little hippy, I’d still rail her.
Son of a…
No wonder she tried killing herself. All of mommy’s and daddy’s money couldn’t make her beautiful.
That is crossing a line. She is beautiful inside and out, and you are clearly a hideous soul.
she looks like haley from american dad if she was real
The face says: “Kill it with fire.”
The face also says: “Already tried that, just focus on the tits.”
Mom = “She’s Always a Woman”
Daughter = “Don’t Ask Me Why”
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