let the wookie win
Forrest #2. What the woods smell like after the Wookie takes a shit.
“Please come down from there Ms. Kardashian. You can’t just set up and sell your stuff in our hotel.”
wow, for a minute there, I thought she had prosthetic legs! Those pants are hideous!
the stuffing is nothing to be proud of either
She would have to be promoting perfume. It’s certainly not clothing or weight loss companies or anything relating to LOOKING good.
I worded that completely wrong, but you get the idea.
If her intention was to wear an outfit that draws the eye to her bulging thigh tops and straining crotch seams…congratulations! Mission accomplished!
Eau de Sasquatch.
made me laugh
It can neutralize even my armpits. Look! I mean smell.
Holy shit! I thought I was looking at Sofia Vergara before I read the name. What’s happening to me? Am I dying?
dude, I think it’s a stroke. Can you feel you left arm? are you drooling?
Seek medical attention immediately.
Nice pants, dumbass.
Now you too can smell like a fat chick squeezed into pants two sizes too small.
“… and the stink totally takes everybody’s mind off the crap you’re wearing.’
What am i gonna wear to launch my stank?…..um fuck it i’ll wear it all.
Marie Osmond is really lettin’ it slip now that Nutrisystem isn’t paying her anymore huh??
You see, its a combination of my armpit sweat and urine! (the secret ingredient though is desperation)
Scent of a Wookie
“Valley Of The Mooseknuckle”. Catchy. Honest.
The perfume is aptly name Chewbacca.
HAHAHA! “let the wookie win”
Eau de Portefeuille de Wookie
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