1. tlmck

    “Is Suri Cruise still out there?”

  2. Cock Dr

    He reminds me of my first boyfriend, which means that I hate the sight of him with the intensity of a thousand suns.

  3. userofalltrades

    Interesting, that closet takes credit cards.

  4. Schmidtler

    nope, his career wasn’t in there. he’ll just have to keep looking.

  5. Prof.Widow

    I would like nothing more than to bash this dude’s skull in.

  6. it had to be said

    “Any offers out here? Is that my phone ringing?”

  7. Bigalkie

    Greasy Grenier. He makes Ron Jeremy look like Mr. Hygiene.

  8. Vanessa is looking more grungy every day.

  9. mean_gurl

    Anyone seen my career? Anyone? Anyone?

  10. This guy is harrier that a sasquatch on Rogaine.

  11. KC

    He saw is shadow, so six more weeks of douchebaggery.

  12. KC

    He saw his shadow, so six more weeks of douchebaggery.

  13. Raaaaaaaa

    soul glo!!!!

  14. Kojak

    Weird Al Yancovich
    Peter Gallagher
    Ralph Macchio
    Melissa Joan Hart favorite romantic pair
    Adrian “please insert a granade in my a… and throw me from the roof of the Chrysler building” Grenier

    It is almost impossible to look at this guy and don’t desire him a painful death. What a schmuck…

  15. catapostrophe

    I’m guessing he paid around $300 for that probably rare hipster shirt.

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