1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Get off our founding father, you Portguese slunt.

  2. Cock Dr

    I strongly disagree with her choice of shoes. BORING

  3. …it wasn’t until he said “I’ll call you” and handed her $20 that Paula realized she’d been dry humping a homeless man doing his “human statue” act.

  4. Matt Lauer

    Last one? Dammit Photoboy, I know she posed for a 69 shot (because that’s what I’d have done).

  5. “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks…
    – Benjamin Franklin

  6. ‘Oh, Benji…is that bronze in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

  7. Ben is bored stiff by French whores.

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